Peppa Skipping right before she finds the acid


Peppa finds 20 kilos of acid and has a good idea what to use it for.


Peppa: (Skipping happily) “ Oof! I ran into plastic barrels! But what's in them? (lifts lid off of a barrel) It's acid! But what should I do with it? “ (runs home with the kilos)

Peppa: “ Mummy! Mummy! Huh? (sees a shotgun) I wonder what would happen I put acid in the gun? (Runs over to Suzy Sheep's home) Suzy! “

Suzy: “ Yes Peppa? “

Peppa: “ I found 20 giant cans of acid! “

Suzy: “ That could get a be sold for about £10000! Let's sell them! “

Peppa: “ I wasn't gonna sell a liftime's worth of acid for a ton of money! I was gonna put it in this shotgun! “

Suzy: “ Acid guns? Can I have a kilo of acid? “

Peppa: “ Take 2! “

Suzy: “ Thanks! “

Peppa: (Runs home)

Mummy Pig: “ Peppa! Where have you been and what are you doing with that shotgun and why does it smell like poison? “

Peppa: “ I found 20 plastic barrels of acid! Who needs bullets when acid is way better! “

Daddy Pig: “ Very clever! “

Mummy Pig: “ Yes! ”

George: “ Acid! ” (Tries to touch it)

Peppa: “ No George acid is dangerous! “

Peppa: “ I'm going over to Rebbeca's home to show her the acid! I'm taking 3 cans of acid with me! “

Mummy Pig: “ Bye Peppa take the gun with you so if you get robbed you can poison the robber! “

Peppa: “ Hi Rebecca! “ 

Rebbeca: “ Hi! Why do you have 3 giant cans of acid? “

Peppa: “ I'm going to replace all bullets in guns with acid! “

Rebbeca: “ Wow! Let's play with them and shoot apple trees! “

Richard: “ Acid! “

Rebbeca: “ No Richard you stay here! “

Peppa: “ There is and apple tree there! “

Rebecca: “ Fire! “

Both: (Starts shooting at the tree)

Peppa: “ Now we can have loads of apples! “

Rebbeca: “ Yay! “

(Back at Peppa's home)

Rebbeca: “ Let's call over Suzy Sheep, Danny Dog, Freddy Fox, Wendy Wolf, Candy Cat, Emily Elepant, Pedro Pony, Your cousin Chloe, Zoe Zebra and others! “

Peppa: “ Yes! “

(Everyone arrives at Peppa's house)

Chloe: What's the big thing Peppa?

Peppa: Uh... Where's Suzy Sheep?

Freddy: Uh... lets just say she will be back soon... from a plane...

Peppa: Okaayy

Freddy: I know what the big thing is!

Peppa: Well the others will know now! Follow me!

All but Freddy, Rebbeca, George, Mummy and Daddy Pig and Peppa: Wow!

Zoe: There are 14 plastic barrels of acid here!

Peppa: “ Yes, there were once 20, but the best thing is the guns! ”

Pedro: “ Why? ”

Rebbeca: “ Cause they have acid in them! ”

Zoe and some others: “ Wow! “

Suzy: “ Hi! Don't ask about the veil! ”

Chloe: “ But what about it?”

Suzy: “ Uh, let's just say I went to Arabia with Peppa's acid guns. “

Peppa: “ Ok. ”

Narrator: “ Peppa loves playing with acid guns, everyone loves playing with acid guns! “


  • When Suzy said "Let's just say I went to Arabia," she meant she was in Arabia shooting bandits with the acid guns.
  • If you try putting acid in the real shotgun, it will corrode it.
  • If you try putting acid in a non-corrosive shotgun, it won't fire.
  • Acid guns are completely different from acid-filled shotguns.
  • Acid will not poison people, proving Mummy Pig is a retard.