Peppa finds 20 kilos of acid and has a good idea what to use it for.
Peppa: (Skipping happily) Oof! I ran into plastic barrels! But what's in them? (lifts lid of a kilo) It's acid! But what should I do with it? (runs home with the cilos)
Peppa: Mummy! Mummy! Huh? (sees a shotgun) I wonder what would happen I put acid in the gun? (Runs over to Suzy Sheep's home) Suzy!
Suzy: Yes Peppa?
Peppa: I found 20 giant cans of acid!
Suzy: That could get a be sold for about £10000! Let's sell them!
Peppa: I wasn't gonna sell a liftime's worth of acid for a ton of money! I was gonna put it in this shotgun!
Suzy: Acid guns? Can I have a kilo of acid?
Peppa: Take 2!
Peppa: (Runs home)
Mummy Pig: Peppa! Where have you been and what are you doing with that shotgun and why does it smell like poison?
Peppa: I found 20 plastic barrels of acid! Who needs bullets when acid is way better!
Daddy Pig: Very clever!
Mummy Pig: Yes!
George: Acid! (Tries to touch it)
Peppa: No George acid is dangerous!
Peppa: I'm going over to Rebbeca's home to show her the acid! I'm taking 3 cans of acid with me!
Mummy Pig: Bye Peppa take the gun with you so if you get robbed you can poison the robber!
Peppa: Hi Rebbeca!
Rebbeca: Hi! Why do you have 3 giant cans of acid?
Peppa: I'm going to replace all bullets in guns with acid!
Rebbeca: Wow! Let's play with them and shoot apple trees!
Rebbeca: No Richard you stay here!
Peppa: There is and apple Tree there!
Both: (Starts shooting at the Tree)
Peppa: Now we can have loads of apples!
(Back at Peppa's home)
Rebbeca: Let's call over Suzy Sheep, Danny Dog, Freddy Fox,Wendy Wolf, Candy Cat, Emily Elepant, Pedro Pony, Your couisn Chloe, Zoe Zebra and others!
(Everyone arrives at Peppa's house)
Chloe: What's the big thing Peppa?
Peppa: Uh... Where's Suzy Sheep?
Freddy: Uh... lets just say she will be back soon... from a plane...
Freddy: I know what the big thing is!
Peppa: Well the others will know now! Follow me!
All but Freddy, Rebbeca, George, Mummy and Daddy Pig and Peppa: Wow!
Zoe: There are 14 plastic barrels of acid here!
Peppa: Yes, there were once 20, but the best thing is the guns!
Rebbeca: Cause they have acid in them!
Zoe and some others: Wow!
Suzy: Hi! Don't ask about the veil!
Chloe: But what about it?
Suzy: Uh, let's just say I went to Arabia with Peppa's acid guns.
Narrator: Peppa loves playing with acid guns, everyone loves playing with acid guns!
- When Suzy said "Let's just say I went to Arabia," she maent she was in Arabia shooting Bandits with the acid guns.
- If you try putting acid in the real shotgun, it will corrode it.
- If you try putting acid in a non-corrosive shotgun, it won't fire.
- Acid guns are completely different from acid-filled shotguns.
- Acid will not poison people, proving Mummy Pig is a retard.