Peppa finds 20 kilos of acid and has a good idea what to use it for.
Peppa: (Skipping happily) “ Oof! I ran into plastic barrels! But what's in them? (lifts lid off of a barrel) It's acid! But what should I do with it? “ (runs home with the kilos)
Peppa: “ Mummy! Mummy! Huh? (sees a shotgun) I wonder what would happen I put acid in the gun? (Runs over to Suzy Sheep's home) Suzy! “
Suzy: “ Yes Peppa? “
Peppa: “ I found 20 giant cans of acid! “
Suzy: “ That could get a be sold for about £10000! Let's sell them! “
Peppa: “ I wasn't gonna sell a liftime's worth of acid for a ton of money! I was gonna put it in this shotgun! “
Suzy: “ Acid guns? Can I have a kilo of acid? “
Peppa: “ Take 2! “
Suzy: “ Thanks! “
Peppa: (Runs home)
Mummy Pig: “ Peppa! Where have you been and what are you doing with that shotgun and why does it smell like poison? “
Peppa: “ I found 20 plastic barrels of acid! Who needs bullets when acid is way better! “
Daddy Pig: “ Very clever! “
Mummy Pig: “ Yes! ”
George: “ Acid! ” (Tries to touch it)
Peppa: “ No George acid is dangerous! “
Peppa: “ I'm going over to Rebbeca's home to show her the acid! I'm taking 3 cans of acid with me! “
Mummy Pig: “ Bye Peppa take the gun with you so if you get robbed you can poison the robber! “
Peppa: “ Hi Rebecca! “
Rebbeca: “ Hi! Why do you have 3 giant cans of acid? “
Peppa: “ I'm going to replace all bullets in guns with acid! “
Rebbeca: “ Wow! Let's play with them and shoot apple trees! “
Richard: “ Acid! “
Rebbeca: “ No Richard you stay here! “
Peppa: “ There is and apple tree there! “
Rebecca: “ Fire! “
Both: (Starts shooting at the tree)
Peppa: “ Now we can have loads of apples! “
Rebbeca: “ Yay! “
(Back at Peppa's home)
Rebbeca: “ Let's call over Suzy Sheep, Danny Dog, Freddy Fox, Wendy Wolf, Candy Cat, Emily Elepant, Pedro Pony, Your cousin Chloe, Zoe Zebra and others! “
Peppa: “ Yes! “
(Everyone arrives at Peppa's house)
Chloe: What's the big thing Peppa?
Peppa: Uh... Where's Suzy Sheep?
Freddy: Uh... lets just say she will be back soon... from a plane...
Freddy: I know what the big thing is!
Peppa: Well the others will know now! Follow me!
All but Freddy, Rebbeca, George, Mummy and Daddy Pig and Peppa: Wow!
Zoe: There are 14 plastic barrels of acid here!
Peppa: “ Yes, there were once 20, but the best thing is the guns! ”
Pedro: “ Why? ”
Rebbeca: “ Cause they have acid in them! ”
Zoe and some others: “ Wow! “
Suzy: “ Hi! Don't ask about the veil! ”
Chloe: “ But what about it?”
Suzy: “ Uh, let's just say I went to Arabia with Peppa's acid guns. “
Peppa: “ Ok. ”
Narrator: “ Peppa loves playing with acid guns, everyone loves playing with acid guns! “
- When Suzy said "Let's just say I went to Arabia," she meant she was in Arabia shooting bandits with the acid guns.
- If you try putting acid in the real shotgun, it will corrode it.
- If you try putting acid in a non-corrosive shotgun, it won't fire.
- Acid guns are completely different from acid-filled shotguns.
- Acid will not poison people, proving Mummy Pig is a retard.