i've been ready for a long time but dude
Δlfirk: i'm leaving.
Mummy pig: it was about time. writing all those bad fics..
/\lfirk: haha yeah. they were pretty bad, weren't they? :)
George: what are you gonna do now?
Δlfirk: i don't know. i've thought about being a cartoonist
Dylan dog, heropig, other characters i made: NOOOOOO!!!!
Δlfirk: i know. i made you guys. but i've been planning this for 6 months. wish i'd said so sooner.
Heropig: how you gonna go out?
Δlfirk: i've loaded myself full of 30 illegal explosives. they'll all go off when i press this button ~holds up button~
Dylan dog: NOOOOOOOOO D':
Δlfirk: dude, shut up!
Peppa and the apple juice: what about me?
Δlfirk: oh yeah. and i'll be deleting shitty fics like you that i made before i leave.
Peppa pig: haha yes!
Daddy pig: ~shows up~ what's going on?
Mummy pig: Δlfirk's existence is insignificant and she's blowing herself up.
Daddy pig: ~gasps~
Δlfirk: calm down. only my peppapedia life is dying.
Brony4everr: you ready man?
Δlfirk:....~looks down~ i'm ready.
Dylan dog: ~sobs on chloe pig's shoulder~
Δlfirk: ~walks to the edge of a cliff~
~dramatic sunset lol~
Δlfirk: i guess this is really it.
WtfWeirdo: i guess so. ~wipes tear~
Δlfirk: BOOBS! ~presses button~
~explosives go off~
my time has come
yes. this is me, Λlfirk, retiring from peppapedia. i've been planning this for 6 months, but i had to have a proper goodbye. i MIGHT come back one day. the chances are low, but still there.
i'm unblocking a lot of the people i blocked unfairly and deleting a lot of my fanfics. i know this is sudden, but take it like a man.
I hope you had the time of your life..