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I don't need april fool's day my whole life is a joke

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Peppa: [saying title card] Yell.

Narrator: Mummy and Daddy pig are eating blueberries in the sitting room.

Daddy pig: These blueberries are delicious!

Mummy pig: Yes they were picked from the best blueberry bush in town!

[George runs in crying very loudly]

Mummy pig: George. What's wrong?

George: [sadly] Dine-saw.

Daddy pig: Oh he's lost again isn't he?

George: [snorts and holds up mr dinosaur]

Narrator: Mr dinosaur's tail is missing

Daddy pig: Oh.

Peppa pig: [runs in] III KNOW WHAT WE CAN DO! [takes mr dinosaur]

Narrator: What is peppa doing?

Peppa: [while filling mr dinosaur with sand] We can fill mr dinosaur with SAND!  [puts his tail on]

Narrator: Mr dinosaur is very heavy now.

George: [SCREAMS]

Daddy pig: Peppa. George can't play with mr dinosaur now!

Peppa pig: Of course he can! [Takes george and dinosa outside]

[outside]

Peppa pig: George. Throw mr dinosaurs in the air and catch him like you always do!

George: [picks up mr dinosaurs] [throw] WEEE!!.......................

[Mr dinosaur comes back down]

George: [tries to catch him] [dies]

Peppa pig: [SCREAMING VERY LOUDLY] [runs inside]

Mummy pig: Peppa!! what happened

Peppa pig: [very loud and upset] HEAVY DINOSAUR KILLED GEORGE

Mummy pig: HEAVY DINOSAUR DID WHAT!?!?!

PEPPARFKOLW: TI HAPEOINSED

[everyone runs outside at the speed of sound]

Mummy pig: WHERE'S GEORGE

Narrator: Oh no. George has gone!

[george is gone. but mr dionsaur DIONSAUR is there.]

Mummy pig: AAALIGHT SPILL THE BEANS YOU HEAVYDINOSAUR [kicks mr dinosaurs]

mr dinosaur: OKAY I'LL TALK I'LL TALK

pinger pop: Mr dinosaur. where's geroge?

Mr dinosaur:.......[cries]

[George runs in crying very loudly]

Mummy pig: GEORGE!?

George: [sadly] Dine-saw.

Daddy pig: Yes heavydinosaur is here. but where did you go!?

George: [snorts and holds up mr dinosaur]

Narrator: Mr dinosaur's tail is missing

Daddy pig: !?!?!?!?

Mummy smig: Didn't this happen already?

Peppa pig: [runs in] IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII KNOW WHAT WE CAN DO! [takes mr dinosaur]

Nattator: What is peppa doing?

Real Peppa Pig: What is going on!?!?!?!

Peppa pig: [Pours sand on everyone]

[huge enormous dinosaur shows up] hi i've come to talk to you about student loans.

Daddy pig: NONONONONONONO [runs away]

Everyone: [runs]

huge enormous dinosaur: YOU CAN'T RUN AWAY FROM

Backside
I live in a deep egg
You better eat
Oh those just gET ME PSYCHOTIC