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Mummy Pig: I'm gonna do an internet! [Rainbows] WHOOOOAAA!!!

Granny Pig: Well I'm gonna do a book! [Nothing happens] Aw...

Science Show!!

Title card: THE SCIENCE SHOW!

Peppa Pig: Piano! [Gets crushed by piano]

Peppa Pig: WHOSE IDEA WAS THIS?!

Robbery

[Phone rings]

Peppa: [Picks up phone]

Voice: This is a robbery!

DUN DUN DUN

Peppa: [Puts down phone and walks away]

Oh!

Guy: [Takes off outer skin]

Guy 2: Oh.

Mine Field

That police guy from Holiday: Hey kid, you can't skate here!

Chloé: You can't tell me what to d-- (blows up)

Pie

Peppa Pie: I wanna be a pie!

(sad death sound)

Peppa: [Is now a pie in the oven]

Mummy Pig: Peppa, NO!!

Hat

Mummy Pig: Nice hat!

Peepa: Thanks!

Mummy Pig: I was being sarcastic.

Peepa: Well, I stole your face.

(Mummy pig slaps where her face used to be)

A chair.

Chair: Honey, do you like my new shoes?

Daddy Pig: You're a chair, darling.

Chair: I CAN DREAM, PERCINGTON!!

Time Machine

George: IT WORKED! My time machine wor--[Gets stepped on by stegosaurus]

Stegosaurus: I am a stegosaurus!

Shoot

Peppa: Quick! Shoot me in the fa--

(shot by George)

Mugged

Danny Dog: You're getting mugged, kid! [Points gun]

Baby Alexander: Nope! You're gettin' mugged! [Points finger gun]

Danny Dog: AAH! How the Censored does that even work?!

Catch

Daddy Pig: Hey son, caaatch.

George: Hey Dad, I'm gonna catch it, I'm gonna catch it [Gets squished]

Banana Fight

iSally Sheep: Banana fight!

Pepposity: [Shoots iSally] No!

Cheese

Alien attack!

Throw the cheeeeese!

Moon

Pippa: When I grow up, I wanna go to the moon!

Father: Why wait? [Kicks Pippa into space]

Pippa: AHHHHHHH!

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