Mummy Pig: I'm gonna do an internet! [Rainbows] WHOOOOAAA!!!
Granny Pig: Well I'm gonna do a book! [Nothing happens] Aw...
Title card: THE SCIENCE SHOW!
Peppa Pig: Piano! [Gets crushed by piano]
Peppa Pig: WHOSE IDEA WAS THIS?!
Peppa: [Picks up phone]
Voice: This is a robbery!
DUN DUN DUN
Peppa: [Puts down phone and walks away]
Guy: [Takes off outer skin]
Guy 2: Oh.
That police guy from Holiday: Hey kid, you can't skate here!
Chloé: You can't tell me what to d-- (blows up)
Peppa Pie: I wanna be a pie!
(sad death sound)
Peppa: [Is now a pie in the oven]
Mummy Pig: Peppa, NO!!
Mummy Pig: Nice hat!
Mummy Pig: I was being sarcastic.
Peepa: Well, I stole your face.
(Mummy pig slaps where her face used to be)
Chair: Honey, do you like my new shoes?
Daddy Pig: You're a chair, darling.
Chair: I CAN DREAM, PERCINGTON!!
George: IT WORKED! My time machine wor--[Gets stepped on by stegosaurus]
Stegosaurus: I am a stegosaurus!
Peppa: Quick! Shoot me in the fa--
(shot by George)
Danny Dog: You're getting mugged, kid! [Points gun]
Baby Alexander: Nope! You're gettin' mugged! [Points finger gun]
Daddy Pig: Hey son, caaatch.
George: Hey Dad, I'm gonna catch it, I'm gonna catch it [Gets squished]
iSally Sheep: Banana fight!
Pepposity: [Shoots iSally] No!
Throw the cheeeeese!
Pippa: When I grow up, I wanna go to the moon!
Father: Why wait? [Kicks Pippa into space]