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Asdfmovie/PepPOWWW

Peppa appears

George: Hee hee hee! 

Daddy pig: -takes george's snout- Got your snout!

George: :D

Edmond Elephnant: -kicks door open- LOOK OUT! HE'S GOT A SNOUT!

-starts shooting at daddy pig-

ASDFPEPPA

Mr. Rabbit: -runs over to daddy pig- You've gotta help me, man! My tie is evil and it's gonna kill meeee! D':

Daddy pig: ......

Mr. Rabbit: Please don't hurt me :(

Tie: MWA HA HA HA

Next scene

Peppa pig: Hello, parking meter!

Parking meter: Hellooo!

Peppa: D:

Next scene

Danny dog : Hey, hey guy! Smell my flower :D

Pedro pony : -sniffs flower on Danny's shirt- mmmmm :)

-a dino pops out of Danny's shirt-

Pedro: lol!

Next scene

Pointless button. Warning: Pointless.

Suzy presses the button. Nothing happens.

Suzy:....hm.

Next scene

Peppa: -walks up to Daddy dog- Hey man i-

Danny: -punches Peppa in the face-

Peppa: AW WHAT THE HECK IS WRONG WITH YOU!?

Danny: Level up!

Next scene

Mummy pig: Somebody help me, i'm being robbed!

Daddy pig: I'll save you! TREE POWERS ACTIVATE!!

Daddy pig turns into a very skilfully drawn tree

Next scene

Pedro: Die, potato!

Potato: NOOOOO-

Pedro: -steps on potato and it splats-

Next scene

Daddy pig: mmm. Yum! :) -puts a knife in a cake-

Cake: AAAAAAAAAAAH!!! WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS!? I HAVE A WIFE AND FAMILY!

Daddy pig: NOOO! D:

Cake: AAAA THE PAIN! IT'S UNBEARABLE! 

Daddy pig: What have i dooooone!?

Cake: AAAH! DX. TELL MY CHILDREN I LOVE THEM!

Cupcakes: Daddy!!

Cake: -falls off edge of a table-

Daddy pig: NOOOOOOOOOOO

Cupcakes: OOOOOOOOOOOOOO

SPLAT!

Last scene

Richard rabbit:(talking to george) Hey. You know who's stupid? -face close up- YOU!

George: -hits richard in the face-

Richard: OH COME ON!

Asdfpeppa2 coming soon......VERY SOON...

Notice

Some things were changed just in case a young child reads this.

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