TranscriptGeorge: Hee hee hee!
Daddy pig: -takes george's snout- Got your snout!
Edmond Elephnant: -kicks door open- LOOK OUT! HE'S GOT A SNOUT!
-starts shooting at daddy pig-
Mr. Rabbit: -runs over to daddy pig- You've gotta help me, man! My tie is evil and it's gonna kill meeee! D':
Daddy pig: ......
Mr. Rabbit: Please don't hurt me :(
Tie: MWA HA HA HA
Peppa pig: Hello, parking meter!
Parking meter: Hellooo!
Danny dog : Hey, hey guy! Smell my flower :D
Pedro pony : -sniffs flower on Danny's shirt- mmmmm :)
-a dino pops out of Danny's shirt-
Pointless button. Warning: Pointless.
Suzy presses the button. Nothing happens.
Peppa: -walks up to Daddy dog- Hey man i-
Danny: -punches Peppa in the face-
Peppa: AW WHAT THE HECK IS WRONG WITH YOU!?
Danny: Level up!
Mummy pig: Somebody help me, i'm being robbed!
Daddy pig: I'll save you! TREE POWERS ACTIVATE!!
Daddy pig turns into a very skilfully drawn tree
Pedro: Die, potato!
Pedro: -steps on potato and it splats-
Daddy pig: mmm. Yum! :) -puts a knife in a cake-
Cake: AAAAAAAAAAAH!!! WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS!? I HAVE A WIFE AND FAMILY!
Daddy pig: NOOO! D:
Cake: AAAA THE PAIN! IT'S UNBEARABLE!
Daddy pig: What have i dooooone!?
Cake: AAAH! DX. TELL MY CHILDREN I LOVE THEM!
Cake: -falls off edge of a table-
Daddy pig: NOOOOOOOOOOO
Richard rabbit:(talking to george) Hey. You know who's stupid? -face close up- YOU!
George: -hits richard in the face-
Richard: OH COME ON!
Asdfpeppa2 coming soon......VERY SOON...
Some things were changed just in case a young child reads this.