(Suzy is about to jump off)
Peppa: Noo! Don't jump! (Sets up camera) Okay! Now jump!
Richard: Do you want a piece of me?
Richard: Well, here you go then!
Mummy pig: Okay kids, who's ready to draw?
Peppa, George, Alex, Suzy, Richard, and sammy: Me! Me! Me!
Mummy: Okay then, (pulls out gun) Draw!
Rebecca: Okay, hit the carrot!
(The carrot gets hit)
Rebecca: Ya--(Tree falls on her)
Peppa: Hey, what time is it?
George: It's medication time!
(Everything turns back into normal)
George: this is better.
Teddy: Chase me Peppa, Chase me!
(Peppa gets hit by a car)
Teddy: hmmm, Good.
Peppa: Hey, I'm not like other girls, I have, snake arms!
(Solid S.N.A.K.E dances)
George: I'm sorry dinosaur, but I'm gonna have to let you go.
Dinosaur: No please...
(Dinosaur is revealed to be a balloon)
Peppa: Is this you?
Sammy: Here comes that TRAINSgender guy.
Danny: I like trains!
(Trains kills them)
Peppa: I wish I could fly!
Daddy Pig: Your wish is granted.
Peppa: YAY! (Hits Ceiling and dies)
George: Oink, Oink, I'm a pig, I said oink oink I'm a pig!
Edmond: You know what I hate, little pig murders.
Richard: Oh god, here comes one now!
Alex: I'm gonna get'cha!
(Hits Grandpa Pig's boat)
George: Oink, Oink, I'm a pig, I said Oink Oink I'm pig! Oink, Oink, i'm a pig, I said oink oink I'm a pig!
Daddy pig(holding baby peppa): My beautiful baby, this is the happiest day of my life!
Mummy pig: If you're happy and you know it, clap your hands!
Daddy pig: (claps and drops peppa)
Pedro: ( comes out of suit) have you seen my lemons, I want my lemons!
Daddy pig: I don't wanna be fat anymore (triggers gun, then eats it)
Suzy: Beep beep, I'm a sheep, I said beep beep I'm a-