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Baseballed is the series premere of In the Peppaverse.

Synopsis

After a baseball hit in the eye, Timmy and Pedro attempt to the latter's eye fixed. Meanwhile, Peppa tries to make a house of cards.

Transcript

Peppa: C'mon, almost there...

Daddy: PEPPA, TIME TO EAT!

Peppa: AHH! WHAT THE HELL!

(Cards fall down)

Peppa: (twitches eye)

Daddy: Oh, sorry Peppa.

Peppa: Darn it, I spent so many hours on this, and your retarded butt broke it! GET THE HELL OUTTA HERE!

Daddy: Fine! No third course of spaghetti for you tonight!

Peppa: SHUT UP! I HATE YOU SO MUCH!

At the Baseball field

Timmy: Pedro, are you okay? You're sweating!

Pedro: Yes, I'm fine.

(Whistle)

Coach Tiger: Pedro, get your butt over here!

Pedro: OH JESUS, it's my turn. Welp, wish me luck.

(Lenny walks out of the shade)

Pedro:.....Well crap.

Lenny: Catch this Loser! (Throws a curveball)

Pedro: Oh no--- (gets hit)

Danny: Uh shoot!

Freddy: Holy sh-

The hospital

Timmy: Pedro, Pedro, PEDRO?

Pedro: ughh, oh my god! Wait, WHAT HAPPENED!

Timmy: It was Lenny, he hit you in the eye with the baseball.

Pedro: Oh.

(Pete and Danny walk out of nowhere)

Danny: Thank god, you're okay!

(Footsteps)

Lenny: Well, well, well. Looks like little idiot survived our last meeting.

Pedro: What meeting.

Lenny: Look at your leg!

(Pedro's right leg is a plaster)

Pedro: What the... HOW THE HECK DID YOU DO THAT!?

Lenny: Well I sorta, twisted your leg.

Pedro: WHY?

Lenny: It's my little way of saying thanks. [Backs out]

Timmy: Don't listen to that douche, he just wants to start a fight.

Pedro: Alright, I guess.

[Everybody walks out of the room, and the nurse turns the light off]

School

Peppa: Today feels different.

Danny: Pedro didn't come today.

Peppa: Darn it! I was counting on him!

George: Geez, don't get so ticked off, you must like him.

Peppa: YEAH I DO.... uh, as a friend! Yeah!

George: Yeah, Sure you do-

FREAKING RING RING RING

Lenny: They need to fix this crappy school bell.

Alex: Agreed.

Math

Peppa: Why the heck is MATH our first subject.

Teacher: Alex, answer Question 290,088 on page 106,597,485,687 of our math book.

Alex: Alright, well the answer is 7.10 8.78572875987853127852.

Peppa: WE DIDN'T ASK FOR A MATHS LESSON!

Danny: It's freaking math class, what would you expect?

Peppa: Oh shut up!

George: Here, have this.

Peppa: What is this?

George: It's a timeskipper, press the buutton to skip the school day, bu-

[Peppa pushed down the button hard]

The Sidewalk

Peppa: Wow, that was fast, imma go visit my, uhh... friend Pedro! bye!

George: She will pay, but she doesn't know how.

Alex: Geez, do you HAVE to get oh so dramatic with it.

George: Sorry, I was just in the moment.

Alex: Whatever.

Henry: Another great school day.

Wendy: Yeah, it's like the day was literally skipped!

Henry: That's why it was great. (MLG shades fall on him with MLG music playing.)

The Street Rebecca, Danny, Henry and more live on

Rebecca: Danny, can I talk to you for a minute?

Danny: Sure! What do you need?

Rebecca: You were at the scene...

Danny: The scene of what?

Rebecca: Pedro's injury. I don't know where Freddy and Timmy live, and Brandon wouldn't be very honest. How did it play out?

Danny: We sorta got into this fight. Brandon and Lenny formed a three person team. Those three attacked us all, and then they chased us out of the ball park. IDR who the third one was.

Rebecca: And you, what role did you play?

Danny: I called the ambulance and helped them get Pedro onboard.

Rebecca: And how many people where playing the game?

Danny: I think... seven?

Rebecca: Well, if you "helped" him get aboard, that means, other than Lenny, you were the closest one to him. There were seven people, and three where innocent. I already know Timmy and Gerald wouldn't dare, and Freddy was in the outhouse, so it was YOU!

Danny: WHAT DO YOU MEAN?

Rebecca: You were in on it, meaning you were the third member!

Danny: NO! I swear, I would never do that to him, never!

Rebecca: It's too late Danny. The damage has been done!

(Rebecca walks away)

Henry's home

Mrs. Horse: How was school?

Henry: Awesome! It went by so fast, and my dreamgirl talked to me!

Mr. Horse: Oh yes, she's quite the wolf!

(Record Scratch sound effect)

Henry: 0_0 (blushes) HOW DID YOU KNOW WHO I WAS TALKING ABOUT!?

Mr. Horse: More like how couldn't we know, you literally talk about her in your sleep!

(The phone rings, and Henry picks it up)

Henry: Hello, Horse household! May I ask who's calling?

Rebecca: Yeah, Henry, it's me, Rebecca! I need to tell you something. About Danny.

Henry: Sure, lay it on me!

(Rebecca tells him the whole story)

Henry: Oh. My. God! I didn't know a person like him could just be so cruel! We need to tell everyone about this!

Rebecca: Alright!

(She hangs up)

At Home

Mummy: Where is Peppa?

Alex: She's "visiting" Pedro.

Daddy: I hope she lives with Pedro.

Tobias: Jesus, she will when she's 20 or so.

Daddy: No, I mean right now!

Mummy: Daddy P-

Daddy: SHUT UP!

(Mummy Pig goes speechless)

Daddy: She called me a fat piece of bacon and threaten to turn me into Bacon Hair! She can stay, wherever she is.

Mummy: Daddy Pig, she's at the hospital!

Daddy: I hope she got injured, brutally.

Tobias: If we don't pick her up, she'll be detected by the guards, and we'll be harboring a fugitive!

Daddy: I'LL GET A LOT OF MONEY BY TURNING MYSELF IN!

Alex: That's not how it works.

Daddy: I DON'T CARE! I'M NOT PUTTING UP WITH THIS CRAP! I'M LEAVING!

(Daddy Pig leaves)

George: So when we're done eating, what do we do?

Mummy: We have to find Peppa and skidaddle!

(Dramatic Black-Out)

The End