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Battle of the Ages

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Chris: Yo Tobz! Wazzup?

Tobias: Hey gang! Good to see ya!

Simon: We really should meet up more often.

Pete: This Ninja Pigs marathon is gonna be sick! *turns on the TV*

TV: Ninja Pigs! Ninja Pigs! Warriors with wiggly tails! Piggy power!

[A half empty soda bottle falls off the shelf]

Tobias: NOOOO! NOOO!

[It wrecks the TV]

[They go upstairs]

Tobias: Dang. Peppa and her stupid gang are watching TV!

Pete: Go away! Because, after all, tweens rule!

Peppa: I'm not a baby!

Chris: Are you watching the Mr. Potato Show?

Peppa: At my age, you can just watch these shows like so. If you're a teen, you'll get teased and teased and teased.

Simon: Well, we don't want to watch that stupid show!

Tobias: *grabs the remote* *changes the channel*

Chris: Sweet!

Peppa: To the treehouse!

[She and her gang go to the treehouse]

[George and his gang are in the treehouse]

George: Dine-saw! Rrrrrr!

Peppa: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!

[George and his gang cry]

Pedro: We're sorry, little ones.

Peppa: *goes inside* George's gang won't budge, so you're gonna have to let us watch the Mr. Potato Show.

Tobias: Go Hogatello! Go Hogatello!

Peppa: The basement's a furniture gold mine, so there's bound to be a second TV!

Daddy Pig: Is your TV broken, Tobias?

Tobias: Soda spill.

Peppa: *changes the channel*

Tobias: Nice try, Peppa.

Daddy Pig: I'll fix it.

Tobias: You always mess up.

Peppa: *goes outside*

Danny: Look at me, George! I'm a dinosaur! Rrrrr!

[George and his gang continue crying]

Peppa: *takes Mr. Dinosaur from George* Follow the dinosaur, George!

George: *cries*

Danny: *takes Dinky's breakdown truck* Follow the breakdown truck, Dinky!

Dinky: *cries*

Peppa: JUST GET OUT!

[George and his gang cry]

Peppa: We're sorry. Let's share the treehouse!

Suzy: Let's talk about our favourite toys! Mine's an owl!

Peppa: Mine's Teddy!

Dinky: Bweakdown twuck!

Danny: My rocket!

Pedro: I got this balloon with a parrot on it one day at the fair. Does that count?

Peppa: Why not?

Danny: What are your favourite toys, Sammy and Patty?

Patty: We no know.

Sammy: We like all toy same!

[Tobias and his gang come out]

Tobias: Pighaelangelo's moves were sweet!

Chris: Yeah!

Peppa: They're done. That means...

Everyone: THE MR. POTATO SHOW!

[They all laugh]

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