[The episode starts outside Peppa's house.]
Andrei: Hello Peppa. I am Nick Gazelle's non-emo great grandson.
Peppa: You don't look like one. You look like a human.
Narrator: That's odd, Andrei has no reflection in the mirror.
Everybody but Andrei: Eeeeeek vampire!
Andrei: I'm a nice one.
Danny: Wanna go to the newest Dog's Pizza location?
Andrei: Dog's Pizza is just a pizzeria that is multiplying all over the world.
Andrei: What about Sable's Japanese Hibachi?
[Bertram and Brianna pop out of no where.]
Bertram: Hello. What's this? *drinks potion*
Andrei: That's a monster-
[Bertram grows hair all over his body.]
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