[Shows inside Andrei Dracul's bedroom.]
Andrei: [surfing the web on his laptop] Betsy Bat has a candy website?
Bats in Betty white: Me?
Andrei: No stupid! *kicks Bats in Betty white out of his room* Now what is his phone number? *calls 215-BETSY-BAT*
Betsy Bat: [on phone] Hello?
[Cuts to Betsy Bat at the West Strangetown Playgroup.]
Betsy: Where is Andrei?
[Betsy goes inside the building.]
[Shows Andrei as a bat on the ceiling.]
Andrei: *turns back into his normal self* Betsy? Nice to see you again.
Miss Potato: We have two visitors today, Andrei and Betsy Bat.
Evan: VAMPIRE! *hides under a blanket and eats some candy made by Mr. Edafile for Miss Potato*
Miss Potato: Evan?!?!
Andrei: *turns into a bat and searches under the blanket*
[Andrei finds Evan's deceased corpse with the empty bowl under his head.]
Andrei: *comes out of the blanket and turns back into his normal self* Evan died.
Mr. Edafile: *walks in* I'm back. I just realized that the candy I bought you had drugs in it. The company was Skunk's Death Candy. It was recalled and I wanted to be nice to my class.
Miss Potato: Your favorite student, Evan has been found dead.
Mr. Edafile: *BLEEP* Mr. Skunk.
Miss Potato: Excuse me, there are children in the room.
Mr. Edafile: Sorry.
Andrei: My great-great-great-great grandfather created Sauin a holiday for the Transylvanian House of Sauin to replace the surname Dracul, until 1899 when we reverted our last names. Before Sauin, we created a holiday called Dracul for the kingdom.
Andrei: I am really obsessive.
[Cuts to Mr. Skunk.]
Mr. Skunk: Those *BLEEP* are too stupid to know that there are drugs in them.