(at Cathy Cat's house...)
Cathy: (sigh) Good morning, day. (itches her back)
Poppa: HELLO, CATHYYYYYYYYY!!!
Cathy: (loud gasp) Poppa?!? You showed up!!!!?
Poppa: Yes, Cathy! It's what I all do! You have a big lizard!?
Cathy: Of course. I have one.
Big Lizard: HAAAAA!! 2sexxy4u!!!
Poppa and Cathy: AWWWWGH, IT'S BIG LIZARD!!!!!!!!!!!!
Big Lizard: Remember Edmond's revenge?!! Nice toy...
Cathy: THAT'S BIG LIZARD, POPPA!!!
Poppa: I KNOW IT IS, CATHY!!!
Big Lizard: Just the dreamiest, you guys. (sigh)
Poppa: It's safer than Emily Elephant in North Korea. What an idiot...
Big Lizard: Good try!!! (chuckles softly)
Cathy: WOW, POPPA!! THAT BIG LIZARD KNOWS EVERYTHING!!!!
Poppa: Get outta town, dude...
Big Lizard: Chocolate cake, anyone??
Poppa: Yes, please! (eats the whole cake)
Cathy: Didn't like it, huh?
Big Lizard: Nope... First sing a song.
Poppa, Cathy, and Big Lizard: (singing to music) OLD MACLIZARD HAD A FARM, FIFTY-FIFTY-FIFTY!! AND ON HIS FARM HE HAD A BUZZER!!!
Poppa: You little coward... (sigh)