Canpakes is the 3rd special episode from Pippa pork.
Muma pork: Wake up Pippa and Girge! We're having canpakes for breakfast!
Pippa: What the hell are canpakes?
Girge: 2sp00ky4me [Researches canpakes on GamePig]
Girge: Canpakes are a delicious breakfast that people eat.
Pippa: Okay! Let's try them!
[Pippa and Girge run downstairs]
Muma pork: Today is a day for canpakes!
Father pork: Canpakes! Delicious!
NarRATor: Everybody loves canpakes!
Pippa: I've never tried them so how can I love them?
Muma pork: [Puts 69 canpake mixes in the oven]
Father pork: I think that's a bit too much!
Muma pork: What do you mean? [Puts 360 more canpakes in the oven]
Pippa: Maybe she's meant to put that much in...
Muma pork: Damn right [Puts in 32423100432 more]
Susan lamb (From outside): I smell canpakes!
Rabba bunny: Me too!
Doner protection: I want some?
Pippa: U wan shum m9s?
Porman horse: YES!!!
Pippa: Well you can't have any hahaha!!!
Porman horse: NYAAAA!!!! [Smashes window]
Pippa: NO STOOP!!!!
[Everybody rushes in and tries to steal canpake mixes]
Muma pork: What the AHHH! [Turns heat to max]
All the mixes cook at once, releasing enough eat to tear the Pippaverse apart.
RIP Pippaverse once again :(
- Just like Gramgram pork, Muma pork also puts too many things in the oven.
- Canpakes look like a steak and a pancake combined.
- Canpakes are very rare to eat, as it will end the pippaverse.