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ironically, the title isn't in caps lock XD

originally a short story at the end of Wendy and the cupcakes then i was all like "this should be a real thing~" AND HERE WE GO


YOU CAN'T STOP DIS CRAZY TRAIN

narrator: PEPPA AND HER FAMILY ARE HERE!!!

Peppa: NO!!! ~backflips down the stairs~

Mummy pig: JUST LIKE ME :')))))))

Peppa: SHUT U-- THE CHEESCAKE!!!

George: WHAT. ARE YOU EVEN. TALKING ABOUT

Peppa: YOU DON'T KNOW ME!!!!!! ~runs outside~

Polly parrot: NO! NO! NO! NO! NOOOOOO!!!!!

Peppa: ~jumps into the car~ YOU GOING DOWN, BRO.

Daddy pig: ~running after peppa in slow mo~ NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

George: ~in slow mo~ NOOOOOOOOOO!!! D:<

Peppa: ~drives away~ YEEEEAAAAAA!!! ~crashes into a tree~

George: OH MAN, BRO! SHE JUST CRASHED INTO THAT TREE, BRO!! 

Peppa: IKNOWWHATIDID

George: SHE JUST CRASHED YOUR CAR, BRO!!

Peppa: STOP SAYING BRO!!!

George:  BRO BRO BRO BRO BRO BRO BRO BRO, BRO!!!!!

Peppa: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 

2 SECONDS LATER

Mummy pig: DADDY PIG! I MADE YOU SOME ~deep breath in~ COOKIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEESSS~!!!!!!!!!

Daddy pig: AW YEA. DEM COOKIES THO. ~takes cookies and puts die sauce all over them~

Mummy: NO!!!

Daddy: YOU CAN'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO--

~daddy pig is shown outside with suitcases~

Mummy: I. TOLD. YOU. NOOOOO!!!!

Peppa: ~bounces into the room~ WASSUP, MUMUM? ~still bouncing~

Mummy: WHY ARE YOU DOING THAT. STOP BEING STUPID!

George: ~bounces into the room too~ DINESAW

Mummy: WHAT IS WRONG WITH MY KIIIIDS

the house: NONONO~explodes~

George: I'M SORRY, MUM!

Peppa: I'M NOOOOOT!!!!!

Mummy: KCOL SPAC

Peppa: WHAT DOES IT MEAN!?

Polly: OOOLOLOLOLOOOO ~dives into some nachos~

Lisa fox: POLLY, YOU DUMB HOT DOG

Peppa:  LISA, YOU LOSER

Lisa:....dang. that hurt.

Peppa: AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!1 YOU BROKE THE COMBO!!!!

George: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Mummy: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Daddy: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Polly: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

~they all explode~

TRIVIAAAA!!!!!

  • WHAT'S THE POINT OF THIS!?

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