This is so cracktastic, oooh!!
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Transcript
Peppa, saying the title: Cracktacklepop
Narrator: Peppa and her family are are watching the happy Mrs.Chicken movie.
-on tv-
Mrs. Chicken: *laying on top of a huge pile of eggs and crying*
Another chicken: What's wrong? i thought you were happy mrs. chicken.
Mrs. Chicken: DO YOU EVEN KNOW HOW MANY KIDS I HAVE TO RAISE EVERY DAY
*the big pile of eggs hatches. thousands of baby chickens are born*
Baby chickens: *all doing that weird noise. you know the one*
Mrs Chicken: *SCREAMING*
-not on tv anymore-
Peppa: this movie is so funny!
Mummy pig: oh no. the cuckoo clock is about to go off. Nobody sneeze!
Clock: Cuckoo!
Peppa: *sneezes*
Mummy pig: WHAT HAVE YOU DONE???
Peppa: what do you mean?
Mummy pig: By sneezing while the cuckoo clock was going off, you unleashed the ancient citsatkcarc curse!
Peppa: Citsatkcarc? How do you even pronounce that?
suddenly, loud chanting is heard from outside.
Chanting: UP! DOWN! UP! DOWN! UP! DOWN! UP! DOWN! UP! DOWN!
Peppa: What? *goes outside*
Peppa sees millions of mr. potatoes. like, literally MILLIONS
it's like that episode with the flood but the water is a lot of mr potatoes
Mr potatoes: UP! DOWN! UP! DOWN! UP! DOWN!
Peppa: *runs inside* MUMMYHELP!!!!!!
Mummy pig: What?
Peppa: MR *breathes in*
Peppa: POTPOT!!!!!!!
Mummy pig: *looks outside* oh my god.
George: the madness has begun
Mummy pig: *gasps*
george realizes that was him talking. and cries
George: *cries*
Peppa: WE NEED TO GET OUT OF HERE BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE!!! *runs to the door*
Peppa, instead of running out of the house, becomes part of it.
*camera zooms out to show the pig house. it looks that same is it did, but now has a gigantic peppa face*
Gigantic Peppa face
Peppa house: Life is pain, mummy pig.
Mummy pig: I know a way to fix the cracktasticness before it becomes too serious. but i need a sword
George: i have one *pulls an enormous sword out of mr dinosaurs*
Mummy pig: good. *she goes upstairs to peppa and george room*
Peppa house: What are you doing!?
Mummy pig: WHAT MUST BE DONE
Peppa house: Mummy no!
*she jumps out their window and into the mr. armytato (that was really forced i'm sorry)*
Mummy pig: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!
as soon as mummy pig lands into the army of potatoes, all of the potatoes launch into the air and extremely fast speeds
The potatoes starts spinning in the air
THEY BECOME THE MR POPOPO
Peppa house: MUMMY NO!!!!!
Mr tornado: *spins extremely fast*
Mr tornado: *destroys Suzy*
Suzy: why this
Mr tornado: *spins off somewhere else*
Peppa house: Mummy! are you okay!? where are you!!
Mummy pig is gone. A small bowl of macaroni and cheese was left in her place
Macaroni:
Peppa house: lol
a plane crashes, leaving a hole the size of daddy pigs esteem in the ground
Delphine: *gets off plane* Did someone say macaroni i am here
Peppa house: DELPHINE!!! *hops towards delphine*
*keep in mind a huge house with peppa's face on it is hopping towards delphine right now*
Delphine: *sees the mumacaroni on the ground* ooh. what's this? *eats the mumacaroni* mmmm!
Peppa house: *stops hopping*..................................................
Delphine: eh?
Peppa house:
Delphine: eh?
Peppa house: YOU ATE MY MOTH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Delphine: i ate what?
PEPPAHOUSE: MY MOTH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Delphine: *screams internally*
PEPPAHOUSE: PREPARE TO MEET YOUR DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM
The peppa house suddenly flops onto it's side, and begins rolling towards delphine. very fast
Delphine: MERDE *runs away*
PEPPAHOUSE: *ROLLING AFTER DELPHINE*
Delphine: *still running* OHMYGODOHMYGODOHMYGODOHMYGOD *trips*
*delphine's leg falls off*
Delphine: *stares at her leg*...
Delphine:................AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PEPPAHOUSE: *ROLLING AGGRESSIVELY *
Delphine: WAIT WAIT STOP MY LEG FELL OFF!!!
PEPPAHOUSE: *CONTINUES ROLLING AND SQUASHES DELPHINE*
Delphine becomes delphone!
Delphone: you used to call me on my delphone
Peppa house: *goes back to where she was*
George: *now a centaur* PEPPA STOP! THIS IS MADNESS!
Peppa house: And your point is?
George centaur: just look what you've done to your pen pal! *holds up delphone*
Delphone: I KNOW WHEN THAT DELPHINE BLING
Peppa house:.....oh my god. i'm so sorry
Delphone:
Mummy pig is suddenly reformed!
Mummy pig: what did i miss
Peppa house: MUMMY!!!!!!!
George centaur: Mummy's back!
Delphone: *screaming*
Mummy pig:..............AND THAT'S IT!
the end