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Warning This video is meant to make fun of Peppa Pig. If you think this will put you off Peppa Pig, do not watch it.


Peppa Pig YTP Video (I did not make it)


Cracktastic fair is a cracktastified version of the episode 'Funfair'.


Transcript

 
8 George
This article has been rated 8 meaning it may contain words like "crap". It is unsuitable for kids under the age of 8.

Intro

Peppa: I'm Peppa Pig! [Tourettes syndrome]


Peppa: This is my Mummy Pig! [Goerge Pig comes on]


Peppa: This is my little brother George! [Mummy Pig comes on]


Peppa: And this is daddy pig!


Daddy Pig: [EXPLODES]


The house gets blown in half.


Episode

FUF-AIR


Narrator: Today, Peppa and her family have come to the cracktastic fair!


Peppa: [Laughs]


The entire park suddenly gets blown apart for no reason.


Anyway

George: Snort snort SLY-DEE SLY-DEEEEEEE!!!


Daddy Pig: JJJJJJJJJJJJJJ wants to go on the hell skelter!


Mummy Pig: Ok! SEE YOU IN HELL!


Mrs Rabbit: ROLL UP! ROLL UP! [Gets crushed by bagel]


Narrator: [Bad bun pun]


Peppa: Mummy! Can we have a go!


Mummy Pig: Okay!


Mrs Rabbit: 1 pound please!


Mummy Pig: [Frowns]


[Punching noise] *POUND*


Mrs Rabbit: Waste of money if you ask me!


Mummy Pig: We'll see about that!


Narrator: CHANGED YOUR MIND??????


Mrs Rabbit: Here's your giant waste of money!


Mummy Pig: Wouldn't you like a little teddy instead Peppa?


Peppa Pig: NO WAY!!!!!


Narrator: ACHIEVEMENT GET - SPOILT PIG


Suzy Sheep: Look mamee! A giant waste of money!


Mrs Sheep: It's a bit crap!


Suzy Sheep: No it's NOT!


Narrator: George and Daddy Pig are queuing for the HELL SKELTER!


Daddy Pig: Hmmm, it's a bit high George! [Beer can replaces hell skelter] Are you sure you want to have a go?


George: *Laughs* 


Mr Zebra: 1! 1! 1! 1! 1! 1! POUNDS please! [Crashes]


Daddy Pig: WHA-WHA-WHA-WHA-WHA-WHA-WHA-WHA-WHA-[Crashes] Crashed


George: [Goes up slide] 


5.2 HOURS LATER

George: [Still going up slide]


23.5 HOURS LATER

George: [Still going up slide but gets to the top!]


George: [Looks down] WAAAAAAAAHHHEEEEEEERRRR WHEEREREREAYYYEEEEEE!!!!!


Narrator: Oh dear! It is a bit too high for George!


Daddy Pig: DON'T WORRY GEORGE! I'LL COME WITH YOU!


Daddy Pig: [Goes up slide]


[Screen blacks out]


Daddy Pig: WOOOOAHAAHHWWOOOAAHHH!!!


Narrator: George pushed Daddy Pig off the edge!


Daddy Pig: [Hits ground and dies]


Mr Dog: RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR [Crashes] [Shoots arrow but misses]


Peppa Pig: You can do that easy Mummy!


Mr Dog: Women are useless!


Mummy Pig: [Hits bullseye]


Narrator: Mummy Pig has won!


Narrator: Daddy Pig and George are riding on the Weew Feew!


Mr Rhino: Hold tight now!


Daddy Pig: Woah! That really is high! WOOOOAAAHHHH [Chain snap]


Daddy Pig: [Hits floor] OOF!


Mr Bull: [Mating call] ROLLLANDROLLANDROLLANDROLLLLLLLL!!!!!! TEST YOUR STRENGTH!!!!


Mummy Pig: What do we have to do?


Mr Bull: NO SKILL INVOLVED!!!


Mr Rabbit: I'll have a go!


Mr Bull: 1 POUND!


Mr Rabbit: [Whacks thing]


Thing: ['You failed' siren]


Daddy Pig: I'll have a go!


Mr Bull: TUBBY


Mummy Pig: WHAT?


Mr Bull: TUBBY


Mummy Pig: WHAT?


MR Bull: ROUND IN THE TUBBY!


Mummy Pig: GIVE ME THE HAMMER!!!


MUMMY PIG VS MR BULL!!!


[Shows Mummy Pig]


[Show Mr Bull]


Mr Bull gets killed by TF2 heavy.


[TF2 VICTORY SONG] MUMMY PIG WINS!!!!!!!!!


Mrs Rabbit: That wins all the giant teddies we have!


Peppa: Mummy can we give the teddies to my friends?


Mummy Pig: NO! (You don't have any)


THE END

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