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This video is meant to make fun of Peppa Pig. If you think this will put you off Peppa Pig, do not watch it. |
Peppa Pig YTP Video (I did not make it)
Cracktastic fair is a cracktastified version of the episode 'Funfair'.
Transcript
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This article has been rated 8 meaning it may contain cartoon violence and/or mild language. It is unsuitable for kids under the age of 8. |
Intro
Peppa: I'm Peppa Pig! [Tourettes syndrome]
Peppa: This is my Mummy Pig! [Goerge Pig comes on]
Peppa: This is my little brother George! [Mummy Pig comes on]
Peppa: And this is daddy pig!
Daddy Pig: [EXPLODES]
The house gets blown in half.
Episode
FUF-AIR
Narrator: Today, Peppa and her family have come to the cracktastic fair!
Peppa: [Laughs]
The entire park suddenly gets blown apart for no reason.
Anyway
George: Snort snort SLY-DEE SLY-DEEEEEEE!!!
Daddy Pig: JJJJJJJJJJJJJJ wants to go on the hell skelter!
Mummy Pig: Ok! SEE YOU IN HELL!
Mrs Rabbit: ROLL UP! ROLL UP! [Gets crushed by bagel]
Narrator: [Bad bun pun]
Peppa: Mummy! Can we have a go!
Mummy Pig: Okay!
Mrs Rabbit: 1 pound please!
Mummy Pig: [Frowns]
[Punching noise] *POUND*
Mrs Rabbit: Waste of money if you ask me!
Mummy Pig: We'll see about that!
Narrator: CHANGED YOUR MIND??????
Mrs Rabbit: Here's your giant waste of money!
Mummy Pig: Wouldn't you like a little teddy instead Peppa?
Peppa Pig: NO WAY!!!!!
Narrator: ACHIEVEMENT GET - SPOILT PIG
Suzy Sheep: Look mamee! A giant waste of money!
Mrs Sheep: It's a bit crap!
Suzy Sheep: No it's NOT!
Narrator: George and Daddy Pig are queuing for the HELL SKELTER!
Daddy Pig: Hmmm, it's a bit high George! [Beer can replaces hell skelter] Are you sure you want to have a go?
George: *Laughs*
Mr Zebra: 1! 1! 1! 1! 1! 1! POUNDS please! [Crashes]
Daddy Pig: WHA-WHA-WHA-WHA-WHA-WHA-WHA-WHA-WHA-[Crashes]
George: [Goes up slide]
5.2 HOURS LATER
George: [Still going up slide]
23.5 HOURS LATER
George: [Still going up slide but gets to the top!]
George: [Looks down] WAAAAAAAAHHHEEEEEEERRRR WHEEREREREAYYYEEEEEE!!!!!
Narrator: Oh dear! It is a bit too high for George!
Daddy Pig: DON'T WORRY GEORGE! I'LL COME WITH YOU!
Daddy Pig: [Goes up slide]
[Screen blacks out]
Daddy Pig: WOOOOAHAAHHWWOOOAAHHH!!!
Narrator: George pushed Daddy Pig off the edge!
Daddy Pig: [Hits ground and dies]
Mr Dog: RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR [Crashes] [Shoots arrow but misses]
Peppa Pig: You can do that easy Mummy!
Mr Dog: Women are useless!
Mummy Pig: [Hits bullseye]
Narrator: Mummy Pig has won!
Narrator: Daddy Pig and George are riding on the Weew Feew!
Mr Rhino: Hold tight now!
Daddy Pig: Woah! That really is high! WOOOOAAAHHHH [Chain snap]
Daddy Pig: [Hits floor] OOF!
Mr Bull: [Mating call] ROLLLANDROLLANDROLLANDROLLLLLLLL!!!!!! TEST YOUR STRENGTH!!!!
Mummy Pig: What do we have to do?
Mr Bull: NO SKILL INVOLVED!!!
Mr Rabbit: I'll have a go!
Mr Bull: 1 POUND!
Mr Rabbit: [Whacks thing]
Thing: ['You failed' siren]
Daddy Pig: I'll have a go!
Mr Bull: TUBBY
Mummy Pig: WHAT?
Mr Bull: TUBBY
Mummy Pig: WHAT?
MR Bull: ROUND IN THE TUBBY!
Mummy Pig: GIVE ME THE HAMMER!!!
MUMMY PIG VS MR BULL!!!
[Shows Mummy Pig]
[Show Mr Bull]
Mr Bull gets killed by TF2 heavy.
[TF2 VICTORY SONG] MUMMY PIG WINS!!!!!!!!!
Mrs Rabbit: That wins all the giant teddies we have!
Peppa: Mummy can we give the teddies to my friends?
Mummy Pig: NO! (You don't have any)
THE END