Peppa: OH NO THE GROUND IS BEING POISONED!
Daddy pig: i am dumb
Mummy pig: we have to go to outer space
Daddy pig: will there be any toilets and a all you can eat buffet
George: do not poop
Mummy pig: daddy pig don't jump out into outer space because there is a black hole out there
Daddy pig: oh it will be fine (jumps out and is sucked into then black hole an dies)