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I was only 6 years old
I loved Daddy Pig So Much
I had all the Daddy Pig Merchandise and accessories
Every night I say
"Daddy Pig is Love, Daddy Pig is Life".
My Mummy hears me and calls me an idiot
I knew she was just jealous of my devotion to Daddy Pig.
I called her an idiot too.
She sends me to my room.
I go into my bed, and notice someone beside me.
It's Daddy Pig.
He grabs me with his Mighty Pig hands and says
"THIS TUMMY IS PURE MUSCKEL"
He puts me down on the floor, and I know what to do.
I put my leg into his mouth
He starts chewing on it.
It hurts, but I want to please Daddy Pig.
My Mummy comes in.
Daddy Pig says
"It's all muscle now"
He flies out the window.
Daddy Pig is Love, Daddy Pig is Life.