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This is kind of the REALLY weird sequel to Suzy Drops The Cake. I'm making it up as I go along. 😆
Peppa pig is awesome. just saying.
Peppa and her family are at the beach to celebrate peppa's seventy ninth birthday
~the pig car drives onto the beach and they all get out~
Mummy pig: how do you feel about turning 75?
Peppa: yay! :D
Daddy pig: PICNIC BLANKET, BREAD, CHEEEESE, TOMATOES, AND LEMONADE!
Mummy pig: we're gonna have a great time. this is your first birthday party on the beach, all your friends are here, and best of all, i got you a special cake!
~the word "cake" echos in peppa's head~
~quick flashback to Suzy drops the cake~
Peppa: NNNNNNOO ~backflips away~
Mummy pig: ooh no you don't! ~grabs peppa by the ears~
Peppa: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Mummy pig: i think peppa's having her terrible eights.
Daddy pig: i think i brought the wrong picnic..
Mummy pig: this is your birthday. now let's get in the ocean.
~suzy sheep gets to the beach, but she's covered in tape~
Peppa: ~points at suzy~ IT'S HER! IT'S THE CAKE DROPPER!!!!!
Suzy: ~points at peppa~ IT'S HER! IT'S THE SHEEP DROPPER!!!
Both: ~waving arms~ AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mummy pig: peppa! shh!
Peppa: NO SHE DROPPED THE CAKE AND RUINED MY NIGHT NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Suzy: YOU dropped ME and ruined.....me!
Peppa: well, today is my cheat day! :D
mummy pig: cheat day? what?
Peppa: ~eats suzy's swimsuit~
~all of peppa's friends run over~
Friends: ♫HAPPY BIRTHDAY PEPPA! YO YO YO YO!♫
Peppa: MY EYES!! AAAAAAAAAAAA ~flies into space~
Mummy pig: oh....
Mummy sheep: terrible eights?
Mummy pig: yeah.
Suzy: GUYS. PEPPA JUST ATE MY SWIMSUIT!
Mummy sheep: oh yeah. ~snaps fingers and suzy has a new swimsuit~
Mummy pig: now, take off the tape so you can go swimming! ^.^
Suzy: NO! NO! NO! NO!!!
Mummy sheep: ~takes suzy's tape off~
Suzy: ~falls apart~
told ya, dude