Edmond elephant discovers the secret club of The cool dudes
we open on Edmond being bored in his room
Edmond: I'M SO BOOOORED!!!!
Emily: ~texting~ not my problem!
Edmond: why do you have a phone?
Emily: i dunno. Lisa or Brianna got it for me or something. just go outside and leave me alone! ~throws edmond out~
2 hours of crying later, he saw a huge cave and, of course, decided to fo over to it.
Edmond: hm. what's this doing here? ~looks into the cave~
inside the cave, there's a 15 person couch, a big tv, a giant bowl of mega rad chips, some video games, and a ton of cool dudes wearing shades.
Danny dog: (in the cave) haha! i beat you, dude!
Freddy fox: (in the cave) aw man. ~eats some chips~
Simon squirrel: (in the cave) TURN DOWN FOR WHAT!? ~jumps off the couch and lands in a pile of radicola cans~
Everyone in the cave: WOOOOO!!!!!
Finally, Daddy pig noticed him there.
Daddy pig: STOP! show me your pass.
Edmond: what is this doing here?
Daddy: that information is classified. sorry, bro. ~kicks edmond away~
4 hours of crying later, he decided to go the coolest person he knows.
Peppa pig: talk to me, dude.
Edmond: why is there is a cave full of guys wearing shades?
Peppa: ~gasps~ HOW DO YOU KNOW ABOUT THAT?
Edmond: i found it. now tell me how to get in.
Peppa: fine. i'll tell you. ~gives him some rad shades~
Edmond: but why?
Peppa: nah. you gotta say "why tho?". you gotta talk like a cool dude!
Edmond: fine...why tho?
Peppa: cus they won't let you go in without a rad pair of shades. now you're ready to go!
I'M ONLY WRITING A PART 2. I'M NOT GONNA LET THIS TURN INTO PEPPA AND THE APPLE JUICE
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