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Ehe tye test title card

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Ehe Tye Test is an episode of Pippa Pork. It is the 5th episode of season 1 along with being the 5th episode of the series.

Summary

Pippa has an eye test

transcript

NarRATor: Pippa and Porman horse are jumping in muddles!

Pippa: Woo! hoo! I have fun!

Porman: I jump! ~jumps in a muddle~

Pippa: WEEE!! ~pushes porman over~

~glasses break~

Porman horse: ~crying a lot~ WAAAAAAAAA

Pippa: Oh my! I'm gonna go have an eye test.

Porman: THERE'S GLASS IN MY EYES!!

Pippa: Muma! I want an eye test!

Muma: (from far away) PREPARE YOURSELF!

Porman: MYEYESAREBLEEDIIIIING ~covers face and screams~

Pippa: ~runs to the car~ Yaaaay!

~at the eye test~

Mr fony (Porman horse's dad): Alright Pippa. It says here your scheduled for a tye test?

Pippa: Yes.

Gentlemen horse: Well, do you want it?

Pippa: Yes, please.

Gentlemen horse: DO YOU WANT IT!?

Pippa: YEAH!

Gentlemen horse: DOOOO YOOOOOOOOOOOU WWWWANT IT!?

Pippa: YEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!

Gentlemen horse: YEAH! YEAHHH! LET'S DO THIIIIIS!!!

Both: AAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!

All: AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Gentlemen horse: ~pours gatorade on Pippa and Muma pork~ YEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!

~they get started~

Gentlemen horse: Alright, Pippa. What are these letters? ~points to a letter chart~

Pippa: E, E, E, E, E, E, Banana, E, E, E, 618.

Gentlemen horse: Okay, then. And what are these colors? ~points to a color chart~

Pippa: Leopard, stripes, polka dots, marble.

Gentlemen horse: Alright, Muma pork, it appears your daughter has -400 vision and is extremely colorblind. In fact it's a miracle she was able to walk in here without help.

Muma: So, what you're saying is....she...failed?

Gentlemen horse: Yes. Miserably.

Muma: ~runs to Pippa and throws her out the window~ FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAILUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Gentlemen horse: Oh my diddly!

~back home~

Father pork: So you wear glasses now?

Pippa: Yes:

Muma: aND SHE FAILED.

Girge: Sounds like a game over to me, man.

The end

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