This is so cracktastic, oooh!!
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Peppa is standing on top of the Peppa pig logo. she jumps down
Peppa: i'm gay
Peppa: *standing on the logo again* Peppa pig *snorts at full volume*
Daddy pig: *snorts*
Daddy pig: *snorts forever*
Peppa: *saying title card* Peppantidisestablishmentarianism.
Narrator: It is daytime. Peppa and george are fucking asleep.
Mummy pig: Goodnight my little piggies
Peppa: fuck!
Daddy pig: Goodfuck *closes door*
Peppa: George?
George: *snort*
Peppa: George i wanna know a secret
George: *snorty mcshorty*
Peppa: Hey george georgy ol pal dude bro good
George: Pancakes?
Peppa: YEs!!!!
George: PIG NOISE OF AGREEMENT
*peppa and george are suddenly in the kitchen*
Peppa: First, we need the butter
Peppa: *adds three sticks of butter to a bowl*
Peppa: And then we need a whole lot of....
Peppa: *suddenly pouring 15 bags of pancake mix to the bowl* BAAAAATTTTTTTTTTEEEERRRRR
George: Brontosaurus.
Peppa: Then i think you put it in the oven.
George: *licks*
8 seconds later.
Peppa: The pancakes are done!
a perfect plate of pancakes is shown sitting on the table
George: *paul blart meme snort*
Peppa: Now we have to EAT!
*intenst eating*
Peppa: george are you okay
George: Peppa
Peppa: Are you okay
