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Peppa Pig accidentally chants a sacred command once held back from our eyes 5000 years ago, and something weird happens.
Prologue[]
Peppa Pig: Woohoo! I just bought Minecraft for my gaming PC!
Daddy Pig: But you're grounded!
Peppa Pig: STFU! *Shoots Daddy Pig in the face with an intervention that came with Minecraft*
Daddy Pig: Aw crap *dies*
Peppa Pig inserts the Minecraft disk into her gaming PC.
PC: Installing files, 420MB left estimated time 1 hour.
Peppa Pig: Screw you!
PC: Just kidding, estimated time 5 seconds.
PC: 5 seconds remaining
PC: 4 seconds remaining
PC: 3 seconds remaining
PC: 2 seconds remaining
PC: 1 second remaining
PC: Installation complete, minecraft is ready to play! But first you need to log in.
Peppa Pig types in Username: xXx_PeppaPigginator200_xXx Password: whenpigsfly
Peppa clicks 'Play'.
PC: Downloading files minecraft/420x/blocks
PC: Downloading files minecraft/420x/animated/blocks2
PC: Downloading files minecraft/360x/entities
PC: Downloading files illuminati
PC: Reversing files illuminati
Peppa Pig: Wtf?
PC: Reversing pack minecraft/resources/pack1,pack2,pack3,pack4
PC: Binning pack5
PC: MOJANGlogo.jpg
Minecraft has now loaded and Peppa is ready to play it, but before she can click on anything....
PC: Congratulations, you are the 42036069th person to play minecraft! You now have access to the secret illuminati file. Please open it.
Peppa clicks on documents and opens up a twisted looking file called 'illuminati'
Inside the file is a document called 'chant'. Peppa double-clicks it.
PC: Please say the following:
Sweg, chain, dew, rito, weed, joint, scope.
Peppa: Sweg, chain, dew, rito, weed, joint, scope.
All of a sudden everything turns purple.
Story[]
Peppa spawns on a skyblock.
Peppa: What just happened... ohmygod! Everything is blocky and *looks at herself* HOLY 
IMMA MINECRAFT PIGGY!
Peppa looks down
Peppa: Hey the family is there imma join them!
Peppa jumps off skyblock, hits the ground and dies from fall damage.
Peppa respawns on skyblock again.
Peppa: How do I get down then??? Oh look a chest how convenient.
Peppa looks through the chest and finds a bucket of water.
Peppa: How convenient! *Pours bucket of water, illogically forming a waterfall to the ground.
Peppa jumps down into the water.
Peppa: Hey family!
George: MUST KILL FOR BACON, MUST KILL FOR BACON
Peppa: Umm...
George: Sorry I just felt like doing that.
Daddy pig: Peppa WHY ARE WE ALL MINECRAFT?
Peppa: Well I may have muttered some illuminati chant...
Daddy Pig: Illuminati chant? TELL ME MORE.
Peppa: So I was playing minecraft...
Daddy Pig: I TOLD YOU THAT YOU WERE GROUNDED AND YOU CONTINUED PLAYING??? THAT MAKES ME SO ANGRY!! >:(
Peppa: Well actually...
Daddy Pig: YAAAARRGGHHH! *Jumps at Peppa*
Peppa: AHHHHH! Oh wait pigs are harmless creatures in this game.
Daddy Pig: WHY CANT I PUNCH YOU WHHYYYY!
Peppa: NOOOOOOBBBBALLLLEEEERRRTTT!
Daddy Pig: Shut up! GGRRRR ILL GET YOU WHEN THIS CURSE ENDS!
Peppa: Oh no it's turning night!
George: Wait monsters don't attack pigs.
Monsters spawn but ignore the pigs. Unfortunately, a player who is fleeing monsters kills the pigs for food, but George is spared because baby animals don't give food.
Peppa: *wakes up* Oh it was just a dream
Illuminati: NOPE, NOW YOU'RE IN THE WORLD OF DOOM
Peppa: AHHHHHH!!!!!
THE END