This is the main transcript of Peppa Pig: Peppa's Last Stand.
Transcript[]
Part 1[]
- [Intro]
- [Madame Gazelle is taking the children on a field trip to the movie theater to see Peppa's Last Stand movie. The show stars the Peppa and her friends in a movie screen. The children take their seats as the lights dim when all of a sudden Madame Gazelle's cell phone starts ringing, tricking the children into thinking the show has started. Madame Gazelle silences her phone and now the real show starts]
- Peppa: [looking at watch] Just two more minutes, Suzy.
- Suzy: [looking at watch, although he doesn't have one] Yup!
- Peppa: Look! Here he comes! [The for food ducks ranger passes them]
- Peppa: Who?
- [The turkey man switches the "closed" sign to "open." He looks at Peppa and Suzy]
- Peppa: Thank you, Mr. Turkey.
- Suzy: Yeah, thanks. [both breathing]
- Mr. Turkey: Yes?
- Peppa: Aren't you forgetting something?
- Suzy: Yeah, something.
- Mr. Turkey: [grabs eyeballs and lets go of them] Please show me your-- [Peppa and Suzy show him their for food ducks licenses] for food ducks licenses.
- [Peppa and Suzy cheer and go in, ignoring the "Open/Closed" sign they knocked over]
- Peppa: Suzy, look! It has 23 ducks.
- Suzy: See Peppa, there's only one duck.
- Peppa: [sniffles] Suzy, guess what?
- Suzy: You like it here so much, you feel yourself being moved to a song?
- Peppa: Yes, yes, how did you guess?
- Suzy: Well, I kinda feel the movement coming on myself.
- Peppa: Let's just start with the song.
- Suzy: You mean "The Ducklings Song"?
- Peppa: That's the one.
- [both breathe in deeply, throw off their goggles and nets, and then start to sing in silly fashion]
- Peppa & Suzy: ♪duck duck duck duck, duck duck duck duck, it's the duckling song!♪ [duck claps] ♪duck duck duck duck, duck duck duck duck, it's the duckling song!♪[duck claps. Suzy picks up Peppa, starts spinning him around, & throws him through the air; next scene shows Peppa and Suzy hanging onto a duck's foot, while still singing the Ducking Song'. they are singing on a desert island, surrounded by duck clapping in rhythm, in calypso]♪I go duck in da' morn'in,♪
- Suzy: [singing in calypso]♪I duck all da' night!♪
- Peppa: [singing in calypso]♪I duck all da' afternoon,♪
- Peppa & Suzy: [singing in calypso]♪duck make me feel all right!♪
- [next shows them running through duck land, singing the Ducklings Song]
- Coral: [sings in deep opera voice]♪Everybody singgggggggggggggggg♪ [A duck performs a drumroll and Suzy and Peppa rise out of his mouth]
- Peppa & Suzy: ♪Everybody sing along!♪ [duck beats on drum]
Part 2[]
- Peppa: Isn't it great that these majestic creatures have Duck Land to call their home?
- Suzy: You bet! And it's highway convenient, too, according to that big sign!
- Peppa: [turns around and jumps when sees big billboard for Orange Super Highway] Big sign? I didn't see a big sig-Jumping Duck! That's a big sign!
- Suzy: [reading board] It says, "Future site of the Orange Super Highway."
- Peppa: [horrified] Super highway!? Do you know what this means?!
- Suzy: Well, it’s sorta like other roads, except there's no sto-
- Peppa: I know what a superhighway is! I mean for all this duck! For us! For Duck Lan-[is pulling on Suzy's dress, and accidentally rips off two pieces]-ds, uh, sorry.[sticks the pieces back on]
- Suzy: So what you're saying is, that if they go though with their plans, to build this new superhighway through Duckland, that every single species of flora & fauna that makes this place their habitat will be forced out of the ecosystem that they have formed, effectively being destroyed?
- Peppa: Well, yeah, that's a simplified version, but yeah, something like that, [angrily takes off goggles] which is why I hereby make this solemn vow to stop this so-called, "Orange Super Highway," from ever being built!
- Mr. Bull: 1.397, 1.398-- [Peppa appears on one of the weight plates of the barbell] Whoa!
- Peppa: Mr. Bull, you gotta help me stop the highway!
- Mr. Bull: Can't right now, bro. I got about 4,098 more reps to do. [Peppa slides out of the barbell, causing the other weight plate to lose Mr. Bull's balance.. Another scene takes place outside Eldery Place, with Zoe Zebra and Candy Cat sitting on a bench]
- Peppa: Zoe Zebra! Candy Cat! Certainly with superpowers like yours, we can stop this superhighway! [Zoe Zebra and Candy Cat still in silence. APATHY! appears, then switches back to the scene] Hmmm.
- Chloé: I'm sorry, Peppa. I actually would like to help, but I'm just too busy right now.
- Peppa: Too busy doing what?
- Chloé: I'm too busy telling you, "No!"
- [slams door, with SpongeBob all in pieces.. scene in the Krusty Krab. Mr. Krabs is seen cleaning the tables, while whistling. He then notices SpongeBob]
- Granny Dog: Private Peppa Pig! Ahoy!
- Peppa: [depressed] Captain Granny Dog, ahoy.
- Granny Dog: Why Peppa, that's not your usual four-fingered salute.
- Peppa: I'm just upset because they're building a highway over Ducklands. [sniffles]
- Granny Dog: Well, Peppa, I'd sure hate me customers to see you like this. Is there anything I can do to help?
- Peppa: Really, Granny Dog?
- Granny Dog: Sure, why not?
- Peppa: Oh, Granny Dog! I just know that together, we can stop that nasty old highway from going right through Ducklands!
- Granny Dog: [puzzled] Uh, you're not talking about the Orange Superhighway, are ya?
- Peppa: Yeah, why?
- Granny Dog: Uh well, 'cause I'm actually in favor of that highway being built.
- Peppa: [gibberish, possibly trying to say "no" or "what?!", while pulling on his eyeballs]
- Granny Dog: [smiling, walks over to a poster with charts and maps on it] Yes! I've already calculated how many new customers I'll get once it's finished. You can see for yourself in this series of these charts and diagrams I have displayed!
- Peppa: [sniffles, brushes away a tear] Charts and dia-[eyes widen, horrified] Granny Dog! Didn't you see!?
- Granny Dog: What?
- Peppa: This. [folds out the rest of the diagram map] According to these plans. After the Orange Superhighway goes right through Ducklands, it goes right over the Dog's Pizza! Look, there you are, decrepit and living in a cardboard box! Then, it goes through a loop-de-loop for some reason, and goes right through the front door of the Elephant's Pizza!
