This is the beginning of the Free-Add Comic ReCut series. It, as with all other Free-Add Comic ReCut comics, will:
- have actual character development
- not be cringe-worthy
- not contain plot holes
- have lots of lore
- not contain funposting or forced memes (this is to prevent cringe)
- be longer than the original Free-Add Comic series' episodes
Yes, we know the comic rules are kinda strict, but they need to be! Free-Add Comic ReCut is supposed to be a true improvement over the original Free-Add Comic series. Anyways, enjoy!
Plot[]
We get introduced to Peppa and her friends and the multiple foreign beings that got sent to Porky by an unfortunate mishap involving Lucina trying to transport only herself to Porky to kill the Pig family but accidentally transporting half of her planet's population to Porky. Also, leagues and gangs are formed and stuff.
Comic[]
It's a wonderful day today, and Peppa and her friends are getting ready for the second puddle-jumping competition.
I can't wait for the 2nd puddle-jumping competition- oh! Hello, reader! I'm Peppa, but I'm sure you already know that. I'm just getting ready for the puddle-jumping competition!
Peppa, really? This series has literally just started, and you broke the fourth wall? C'mon...
Does it look like I care?
….Fine, whatever.
*runs from the house into the scene* *oinks twice*
Hello, George! How are you doing?
*smiles happily in a way that says "I'm good"*
What's happening, George?
*shows Peppa some goo he found* Goo. *laughs*
George, what is that? That stuff looks a bit... dangerous.
*stops smiling and looks closely at the goo*
*realises what it really is: a toxic remnant from an unknown event*
Oh, dear. George has realised that the goo is very dangerous.
..and why are YOU here?!
You do realise he won't reply to you, right?
And why is that, Suzy?
He doesn't talk to anybody except himself.
...Okay. But, why?
Uhhh... I don't know...
Besides, who even is that?
And why does he pretend to be the narrator?
Another narrator has arrived to help with narration.
...Oh, well. We should try to investigate that goo stuff.
It looks like the goo is coming from over there. *points north-east*
Peppa? What are you doing? That goo is dangerous! Wait, something seems familiar like that goo…
GEORGE, NOOOO!!!!
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Wait, there's something else nearby!
Hello, mortals.
WHAT- HOW-
I don't know. I guess i went there from the Roblox website. It was an experience named... "Peppa Pig"?
That's copyright infringement! We should do something about it immediately
Oh, dear. Peppa does not like the sight of intruders in Peppatown. She thinks it's copyright infringement.
*ahem* No. I was here first, so I would suggest that you leave now before anything gets worse.
...Oh, dear. The narrators are not here right now. They are fighting.
*frowns in a way that says "Why are you being a narrator now?"*
They're arguing. They can't narrate right now.
The Pigs, I have bad news…George is going to die in three days. The infection from the goo is dangerous to his lungs.
No! NO! NOT GEORGE! NO! NO! YOU'RE JOKING, RIGHT?!
...I'm sorry. There's nothing I or anyone else can do about it.
We should get George to the hospital, to find a cure or something.
WEEWOOOWWEEEEEEWOOO
But I thought you said he couldn't be helped!
That’s because you and your dumb brother have been hogging the show for years. No one wants to watch boring hogs with clothes jump in muddy puddles and sing songs. How about this show takes a turn where a lamb is the star and she wears a pink dress? And she turns into a nurse? First your brother, then you, then your mother, then your father, then all of your friends, excluding me. Me and my friends, except you, are…THE SUZY ARMY UPRISING!
Excuse me, what?
Basically I will kill you and your family in order to take your stardom!
Why must you turn your back on me this way?
I just told you why. Now it's time for me to start becoming the star. *takes out pan*
No! Not Peppa!
Suzy, you're not acting like Suzy. George, you spoke! I rarely ever hear you speak.
*two hours later after Suzy leaves the comic*
PEPPA PIG ULTIMATE TRY NOT TO LAUGH CHALLENGE (IMPOSSIBLE!!!!!!???)
No, this isn't Suzy at all! There must be something under that woolly disguise!
Hey guys, what's up? Wait, when do I come in?
Uhh, who are you? How did you get here?
...I'm Sandra, and I'm not exactly sure how I got here. The last thing I remember before blacking out was just walking around.
Umm, okay. Wanna help us find out Suzy's true identity?
Okay, sure.
You are not doing anything! I will get you out of this show no matter what!
Peppa Pig Muddy Puddles
Look who came at the perfect time. Once I say the magic words, I can come to the conclusion to if you are simply going rogue or if you are an impostor.
What were the magic words again?
Um, abracadabra?
No! Not at all. They were different.
Oh! I think I remembered them.
*ahem* MICKEY MACKEY BOO BAA BOO.
M-my disguise! No!
YOU'LL PAY FOR THIS, PIGGY! *runs off*
*wakes up* Whu-what happened? That goo must have gotten to me…I think we should start a shop or something to buy a new house. We could also use the leftovers to crack down Wolfoo! We can call it The Search For The Imposter!
You mentioned me?
That breaks rule 5 and 3, sorry! You’re out!
Peppa Pig Muddy Puddles
We should start looking for clues. I know that he ran that way. (points north)
Darn, it looks like he has ran off to hide somewhere. How will we ever find him now?
Oh, some clues!
Hmmm…look at this file on the floor. *looks inside the folder* Uh oh. Wolfoo has these suspicious papers in here. Looks like he has some alliances with Chip Chilla…
*coughs* Wolfoo also has this vial here…Maybe we should check with Chip Chilla. This portal is where all the sticky stuff is coming from! Let’s head in there!
*Danny, Pedro, Daddy Pig, George, Peppa, Suzy, and the human all jump into the portal*
Where am I? What is this place?
Chili, there’s a giant pig on the road!
OOF! Hey, you’re a dog like me! But where are your clothes?
You're a dog? You don't look much like a dog at all...
Just take my word.
Why are they all naked?!
What's a naked?
*ahem* Forget about it... Do you know anyone called "Chip Chilla"?
...No?
hi pencil!
WHO THE FUCK IS PENCIL?? GET THE FUCK OUT!!
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ANYWAY, Chip Chilla is the playgroup west version of you
Ah shit I thought we were immune to that
unfortunately not. gleep gloop gneep gnarp
WHO THE FUCK ARE THESE PEOPLE!! GET OUT!!
IF ONE MORE RANDOM PERSON INTERRUPTS ME I’M GOING TO GO FUCKING FERAL!!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-
PEPPA PIG ULTIMATE TRY NOT TO LAUGH CHALLENGE (IMPOSSIBLE!!!!!!???)
THAT’S IT!! I’M GOING BATSHIT INSANE!!
DIE ALL OF YOU!!
WOAH WHAT THE FUCK
I WILL MAKE SURE NO RANDOM PEOPLE INTERRUPT ME!!
I’m gay
GRRRAAAAAAAAAAHH!! I’M GONNA EAT THIS CHILD!!
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