wanna read a rushed and very confusing space story? of course you don't.
HERE IT IS ANYWAY.
alright here we go
at the playgroup...
Madame gazelle: alright class can you tell me what this is?
Edmond elephant: TRRRRRUCK!!!
Gazelle: no. think bigger!
class: MASSIVE TRUCK!!!!
Richard rabbit: this is stupid. come on, george. let's go.
George pig: shh! i'm looking at a massive truck.
Richard: i don't have time for this. ~picks up george and runs~
George: dude! what are you doing?
Gazelle: yea dude. what ARE you doing?
Richard: NO TIME TO EXPLAIN! ~runs outside~
George: MUMMYYYYYYY D':
Gazelle: anyway, can you tell me what this is? ~points to the table~
Gazelle: ARE YOU KIDDING M--
~a truck crashes into the playgroup~
George: PUT ME DOWN
George: TELL ME WHERE WE'RE GOING.
Richard: fine! i'll tell you...caramel bonbon.
Richard: CARAMEL BONBON!!
~they're both teleported to a purple planet~
George: WHAT-- WHY-- WHERE-- WTF?
Richard: we're on the planet stit gib. oh, and by the way, you only have 5 minutes of air.
Richard: yea. i'm here to fight an alien to get some carrots. ~gets out the toy dinos~ wanna play dinos while we wait?
George: BUT I MIGHT DIE IN 5 MINUT-- you know what? fine.
Richard: DINE - SAWWWW
Richard: woo hoo!
Alien dude: RAAAAAAAWR!!!!!!!!
George: you're so awesome at dino sound effects.
Richard: i know. i practice. XD
Alien dude: RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWR!!!!!!!!!!
George: you've gotta teach me how to do that sometime.
Richard: sure, bro
Alien dude: oh, come on-- GUYS. I'M BEHIND YOU!
Richard: ~turns around~ wha-? HOLYSHITOHMYGODWTF ~runs away~ FRICKFRICKFRICKFRICKFRICK
George: ~runs too~ NOOOOOOO!!!!! D':
Alien dude: I HAVE A TALE ~wacks richard away~
Richard: HALOOOOOOOO! ~lands somwhere~
Alien dude: that'll teach hm
Richard: ~runs over there with a sword~ AAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!
Alien: ~running too~ RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWR
Richard: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ~stabs alien~
Alien: not cool, bro. ~dies and explodes~
~carrots fly everywhere~
George:........WTF WAS THAT.
Richard: awesome sword, carrots, you get used to it. now if you excuse me ~runs everywhere and killing more aliens~ CARROOOOOTS!!!!
George: ..~sets down both the toy dinos~
~toy dinos float away~
George: NONONONO WAIT COME BACK! ~runz after them~
too late, they floated away forever.
Richard: ~walks back with a huge bag of carrots~ alright. i'm back. where are the dinos?
George:...they floated away....
Richard: what!? you let them float away!?
George: I JUST SET THEM DOWN AND--
Richard: YOU MONSTER! YOU DID IT ON PURPOSE!!!!
George: I'M SORRY I'M SORRY I'M SORRY
Richard: SORRY DON'T CUT IT THIS TIME, BRO.
George: I DIDN'T KNOW WHAT WOULD HAPPE--....AAAAA I CAN'T BREATHE. how long has it been!?
Richard: like, 5 minutes. ~phone rings~ hold on. ~picks up phone~ yes mum?
George: RICHARD, WE HAVE TO GO!
Richard: shut up! i'm on the phone. sorry about that. i'll be home for supper.
George: RICHAAAARD!!!! ~face turns purple~
Richard: SHUT. UP. yes, yes, i know. i'm at the playgroup right now. i swear.
Richard: ~sighs~ hold on, mum. George is being stupid. ~hangs up~ what were you talking about?
George: ~on the ground not breathing~
Richard: you really suck. you know that, right? ~teleports home~
- i bet none of you get the "stit gib" joke
- it was gonna be "sinep", but nah.
- the original version of this was so bad, it will stain the deletion log forever..AND THIS VERSION IS STILL PRETTY BAD
- i learned that richard is a jerk - Diamondcup wrote this trivia