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George and richard

wanna read a rushed and very confusing space story? of course you don't.  

HERE IT IS ANYWAY.

alright here we go

at the playgroup...

Madame gazelle: alright class can you tell me what this is?

Edmond elephant: TRRRRRUCK!!!

Gazelle: no. think bigger!

class: MASSIVE TRUCK!!!!

Gazelle: ~facepalms~

Richard rabbit: this is stupid. come on, george. let's go.

George pig: shh! i'm looking at a massive truck.

Richard: i don't have time for this. ~picks up george and runs~

George: dude! what are you doing?

Gazelle: yea dude. what ARE you doing?

Richard: NO TIME TO EXPLAIN! ~runs outside~

George: MUMMYYYYYYY D':

Gazelle: anyway, can you tell me what this is? ~points to the table~

Class: TRRRRRRUUUUCK!!!!!

Gazelle: ARE YOU KIDDING M-- 

~a truck crashes into the playgroup~

meanwhile

George: PUT ME DOWN

Richard: nope!

George: TELL ME WHERE WE'RE GOING.

Richard: NOPE!

George:AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA--

Richard: fine! i'll tell you...caramel bonbon.

George: what?

Richard: CARAMEL BONBON!!

~they're both teleported to a purple planet~

George: WHAT-- WHY-- WHERE-- WTF?

Richard: we're on the planet stit gib. oh, and by the way, you only have 5 minutes of air.

George:....WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWHUT ಠ_ಠ

Richard: yea. i'm here to fight an alien to get some carrots. ~gets out the toy dinos~ wanna play dinos while we wait?

George: BUT I MIGHT DIE IN 5 MINUT-- you know what? fine.

Richard: DINE - SAWWWW

George: grrrr!!!!

Richard: woo hoo!

Alien dude: RAAAAAAAWR!!!!!!!!

George: you're so awesome at dino sound effects.

Richard: i know. i practice. XD

Alien dude: RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWR!!!!!!!!!!

George: you've gotta teach me how to do that sometime.

Richard: sure, bro

Alien dude: oh, come on-- GUYS. I'M BEHIND YOU!

Richard: ~turns around~ wha-? HOLYSHITOHMYGODWTF ~runs away~ FRICKFRICKFRICKFRICKFRICK 

George: ~runs too~ NOOOOOOO!!!!! D':

Alien dude: I HAVE A TALE ~wacks richard away~

Richard: HALOOOOOOOO! ~lands somwhere~

Alien dude: that'll teach hm

Richard: ~runs over there with a sword~ AAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!

Alien: ~running too~ RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWR

Richard: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Alien: RAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Richard: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Alien: RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Richard: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ~stabs alien~

Alien: not cool, bro. ~dies and explodes~

~carrots fly everywhere~

Richard: YYYES!

George:........WTF WAS THAT.

Richard: awesome sword, carrots, you get used to it. now if you excuse me ~runs everywhere and killing more aliens~ CARROOOOOTS!!!!

George: ..~sets down both the toy dinos~

~toy dinos float away~

George: NONONONO WAIT COME BACK! ~runz after them~

too late, they floated away forever.

Richard: ~walks back with a huge bag of carrots~ alright. i'm back. where are the dinos?

George:...they floated away....

Richard: what!? you let them float away!?

George: I JUST SET THEM DOWN AND--

Richard: YOU MONSTER! YOU DID IT ON PURPOSE!!!!

George: I'M SORRY I'M SORRY I'M SORRY

Richard: SORRY DON'T CUT IT THIS TIME, BRO.

George: I DIDN'T KNOW WHAT WOULD HAPPE--....AAAAA I CAN'T BREATHE. how long has it been!?

Richard: like, 5 minutes. ~phone rings~ hold on. ~picks up phone~ yes mum?

George: RICHARD, WE HAVE TO GO!

Richard: shut up! i'm on the phone. sorry about that. i'll be home for supper.

George: RICHAAAARD!!!! ~face turns purple~

Richard: SHUT. UP. yes, yes, i know. i'm at the playgroup right now. i swear.

George: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA--

Richard: ~sighs~ hold on, mum. George is being stupid. ~hangs up~ what were you talking about?

George: ~on the ground not breathing~

Richard: you really suck. you know that, right? ~teleports home~

THE END

trivia

  • i bet none of you get the "stit gib" joke
    • it was gonna be "sinep", but nah.
  • the original version of this was so bad, it will stain the deletion log forever..AND THIS VERSION IS STILL PRETTY BAD
  • i learned that richard is a jerk - Diamondcup wrote this trivia

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