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mr. nameless here is being mega rad.

less sense! more stupidity! MORE, I SAY!

AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH

Mummy pig: all tucked in tight?

Peppa pig: yes, mummy!

George: ~snorts~

Daddy pig: good night, my little piggies!

Peppa: good night!

~the parents walk out~

even though Peppa had fallen asleep, George was still wide awake, saying backwards words to himself

Peppa: zzzzzzzzz.....

George: ANIGAV

~the window tapping~

George: ~screams and runs under the bed~

Richard rabbit: ~crawls in through the window~ QUICK! QUICK!

George: ~stretches~ what now? I'm losing so much sleep because of you

Richard: GET OUT HERE!!!!

George: fine! just stop screaming ~goes out the window~

like, 3 seconds later

George: why do i have to come with you every time?

Richard: everyone else hates me right now. you're all i have. YOU'RE ALL I HAVE, GEORGE

George: oh. that..that's kinda sad.

Richard: you get used to it. so, wassup?

George: well, i died last week because of you. but besides that, i'm cool.

Richard: oh yea. planet Stit gib XD

George: by the way, i'm really sorry about the dinos :'(

Richard: stop being a baby. oh yeah. that reminds me, ~gets a baby sheep out of his backpack~ THROW THIS BABY!

George: WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWHUT!? ಠ_ಠ

Richard: you heard me! THROW IT! THROW IT AS FAR AS YOU CAN!

George: BUT THIS IS A BABY! WHERE DID YOU EVEN GET I--

Richard: THROW THE BABY!!!!!

George: I'MNOTGONNATHROWTHISBAB--

RICHARD: YOUNEEDTOTHROWTHEBABYTOSAVEHUMANITY!!

George: FIIINE ~throws the baby sheep~

~the baby lands and explodes~

Mummy sheep: ~runs over~ MY BABYYYY!!!!

Suzy sheep: ~gasps and cries on her mum's dress~ poor sally!

George: OH MY GOD D':

Richard: congratulations, george. we just saved Earth. don't know why we did, though. this place is going down anyway. 

George: that baby..just..exploded! just like that alien did! there's no carrots this time but, you know what i'm saying. you can't just go around throwing babies!!!

Richard: OH YES I CAN! ~gets more babies from his backpack and throws them everywhere~

~EXPLOSIONS EVERYWHERE~

George:AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA WHAT IS EVEN HAPPENING!?

Richard: alright we just about saved half the solar system. let's go for ice cream.

George: I DON'T KNOW WHAT ANYTHING IS ANYMORE.

Richard: it's fine it's fine. ~get's a clone of Sally from the backpack~ they'll never know

at the ice cream shop

Both: ~flailing arms~ LET'S BOTH GET RAINBOW SHERBET!!! ~eating ice cream~ HUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUE

George: ~dances on a table~

Richard: SHERBEEEET!!!!!!

George: ~knocks down a pile of ice cream cones~

Richard: HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!

Both:HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111

Richard: ~gets out flame thrower~ FIIIIIREEEEE ~fire goes flying everywhere~

George: dude! richard! what are you doing!?

Richard: oh...guess that got out of hand.

~ice cream shop lights on fire~

George: HOLYCRAPRUN!

~they both run away~

~their parents show up~

Mummy pig: oh my poor baby!

Mummy rabbit: how did you two get out here?

Richard: hold on.  i got this. ~walks up to the worried parents~ we sweepwalk away! ~fake cries~

Mummy rabbit: awww! poor things! ~picks up both of them~

George: where dine-saw? 

Mummy pig: don't worry. i'm sure he's just lost again.

Both mums: come on. let's go home ~walking awayyyy~

~george and richard high five~

THE END

In loving memory of Sally sheep. 2013 - 2013

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