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it's finally christmas! well, not in real life, but, you know what i'm saying...

(this turned out to be longer than i wanted to be)

i'm reading this in 207̃012

oh shnap

Mummy pig: ~using a jackhammer in Peppa's room~ WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP!

Peppa: ASDFUCK

George: SESSA GIB

Mummy pig: IT'S CHRISTMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!

Peppa: cool ~covers her face with her blanket~

George: ~jumps out of bed, out of the room, and down the stairs~ SANTAAA!!!!

Mummy pig: aren't you coming, peppa?

Peppa: i'm not very well. ~coughs and dies~

Mummy pig: ~walks out~

downstairs~♥

George: ~running into the sitting room~ WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWHUT ಠ_ಠ

Richard rabbit: oh hey.

George: wwwhat are you doing here!?

Richard: mom tried to put me in a boarding pre-school to get me out of the house. so i left anyway.

George: harsh.

Richard: riiight?

Mummy pig ~runs in~ SANTASANTASANTASANTA-- richard?

Richard: oh hey.

Mummy pig: George, since peppa's dead, it's your turn to feed Goldie.

George: ~picks up the fish food~ okay.

but when he looked at Goldie's bowl,...IT WAS EMPTY.

George: ~screams like a dino on crack~ WHERE'S GOLDIE!!?

Richard: oh yeah. i forgot to tell you. YO, GOLDIE!

a girl with orange hair, and orange dress, walks in.

Richard: i turned your pet fish into a human. oh yea, and a short warning. you--

~lazers blasting outside~

Richard: ~sighs~ CARAMEL BONBON! ~teleports out~

George: wait! WHAT ABOUT THE WARNING?...come baaaack ; - ;

Goldie:.......

George:......

Everyone:..............

George:..................so, you're goldie?

Goldie: yep :) you must be George.

George: i always pictured you as a guy. who would've known?

Goldie: y-you've thought about me? >///<

George: NONONOWAITNOTLIKETHAT

Mummy pig: ~snickers~ yea, right

George: SHUT UP.

Daddy pig: time for presents!

Goldie: yaaay!

Mummy pig: these are for you. ~hands george his presents~ and since peppa's dead, you get all her presents, too! ~gives george peppa's presents~

George: suh-weet! :'D

Daddy pig: here you go, goldie. ~gives goldie a small present~

Goldie: woo! my first present! ~opens it~ IT'S....fish food?

Daddy pig: well, we REALLY didn't think you'd be a human this christmas.

Richard: ~runs back inside. lazers are heard when the door is open~ i'm gonna need some backup. come on, george we gotta go! ~grabs george and runs~

George: maaaan. it's christmas, D:

Goldie: ~follows because she has nothing better to do~

outside~♥

so, there's this HUUGE lazer war going on between pigs and alien birds.

Richard: take this gun ~gives george a lazer gun~ and don't get shot. 

George: in the spirit of the holidays, can't i just miss this fight?

Richard: MAN, CHRISTMAS SUCKS!! ~runs away blasting alien birds~ AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

Alien bird: RAAAAAA!!!

Goldie: ~screams and hides behind george~

George: stay back! ~blasts the bird~

Alien bird: ~disintegrates~

George:...i hit one! I HIT ONE! I AM INVICIBLE! ~spins in a circle blasting everything~

Richard: GO! GO! GO! GO!

George: ~accidently blasts goldie~ omigosh! I'MSORRYI'MSORRYI'MSORRY

Goldie: pff. this is going great for my first christmas -._-.

Richard: good job, bro. you just shot your girlfriend

Geroge: SHUT UP.

10000 more alien birds show up

Richard: i can't do this D':

meanwhile back inside~♥

Mummy pig: daddy pig. did you seriously just eat all my presents?

Daddy pig:..yes...

back outside~♥

Richard: alright. we've destroyed all the alien birds. that'll teach them to invade earth. right guys?...............................................................................GUYS? .-.

~george and goldie are making out behind a tree~

Richard: seriously? SERIOUSLY!? YOU GUYS SUCK SO MUCH. OH MY GOSH ~facepalms~

George: you're just jealous, man.

Goldie: i'm 1 c:

George:....................OH MY GO-- ~throws goldie~ EWEWEWEWEWEWEWEWEWEWEWEWEWEWEWEWEWEW

Richard: told you, man. that was the warning.

George: YOU DIDN'T EVEN TELL ME THE WARNING!

Richard: YOU SHOULD HAVE GUESSED IT!!

George: HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GUE--

~they both get blasted by a lazer and they both disitegrate~

Alien bird:.........that'll teach you to kill everyone i know.....~looks at the camera~ MERRY CHRISTMAS, EVERYONE!

the end

trivia

  • despite peppa, richard, and george dying, they were all alive again in George and Richard V
    • this is the 2nd time george has died in this series
      Goldiechick

      Goldie the fish's human form. before and after being shot

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