it's finally christmas! well, not in real life, but, you know what i'm saying...
(this turned out to be longer than i wanted to be)
i'm reading this in 207̃012
Mummy pig: ~using a jackhammer in Peppa's room~ WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP!
George: SESSA GIB
Mummy pig: IT'S CHRISTMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!
Peppa: cool ~covers her face with her blanket~
George: ~jumps out of bed, out of the room, and down the stairs~ SANTAAA!!!!
Mummy pig: aren't you coming, peppa?
Peppa: i'm not very well. ~coughs and dies~
Mummy pig: ~walks out~
George: ~running into the sitting room~ WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWHUT ಠ_ಠ
Richard rabbit: oh hey.
George: wwwhat are you doing here!?
Richard: mom tried to put me in a boarding pre-school to get me out of the house. so i left anyway.
Mummy pig ~runs in~ SANTASANTASANTASANTA-- richard?
Richard: oh hey.
Mummy pig: George, since peppa's dead, it's your turn to feed Goldie.
George: ~picks up the fish food~ okay.
but when he looked at Goldie's bowl,...IT WAS EMPTY.
George: ~screams like a dino on crack~ WHERE'S GOLDIE!!?
Richard: oh yeah. i forgot to tell you. YO, GOLDIE!
a girl with orange hair, and orange dress, walks in.
Richard: i turned your pet fish into a human. oh yea, and a short warning. you--
~lazers blasting outside~
Richard: ~sighs~ CARAMEL BONBON! ~teleports out~
George: wait! WHAT ABOUT THE WARNING?...come baaaack ; - ;
George:..................so, you're goldie?
Goldie: yep :) you must be George.
George: i always pictured you as a guy. who would've known?
Goldie: y-you've thought about me? >///<
Mummy pig: ~snickers~ yea, right
George: SHUT UP.
Daddy pig: time for presents!
Mummy pig: these are for you. ~hands george his presents~ and since peppa's dead, you get all her presents, too! ~gives george peppa's presents~
George: suh-weet! :'D
Daddy pig: here you go, goldie. ~gives goldie a small present~
Goldie: woo! my first present! ~opens it~ IT'S....fish food?
Daddy pig: well, we REALLY didn't think you'd be a human this christmas.
Richard: ~runs back inside. lazers are heard when the door is open~ i'm gonna need some backup. come on, george we gotta go! ~grabs george and runs~
George: maaaan. it's christmas, D:
Goldie: ~follows because she has nothing better to do~
so, there's this HUUGE lazer war going on between pigs and alien birds.
Richard: take this gun ~gives george a lazer gun~ and don't get shot.
George: in the spirit of the holidays, can't i just miss this fight?
Richard: MAN, CHRISTMAS SUCKS!! ~runs away blasting alien birds~ AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Alien bird: RAAAAAA!!!
Goldie: ~screams and hides behind george~
George: stay back! ~blasts the bird~
Alien bird: ~disintegrates~
George:...i hit one! I HIT ONE! I AM INVICIBLE! ~spins in a circle blasting everything~
Richard: GO! GO! GO! GO!
George: ~accidently blasts goldie~ omigosh! I'MSORRYI'MSORRYI'MSORRY
Goldie: pff. this is going great for my first christmas -._-.
Richard: good job, bro. you just shot your girlfriend
Geroge: SHUT UP.
10000 more alien birds show up
Richard: i can't do this D':
meanwhile back inside~♥
Mummy pig: daddy pig. did you seriously just eat all my presents?
Richard: alright. we've destroyed all the alien birds. that'll teach them to invade earth. right guys?...............................................................................GUYS? .-.
~george and goldie are making out behind a tree~
Richard: seriously? SERIOUSLY!? YOU GUYS SUCK SO MUCH. OH MY GOSH ~facepalms~
George: you're just jealous, man.
Goldie: i'm 1 c:
George:....................OH MY GO-- ~throws goldie~ EWEWEWEWEWEWEWEWEWEWEWEWEWEWEWEWEWEW
Richard: told you, man. that was the warning.
George: YOU DIDN'T EVEN TELL ME THE WARNING!
Richard: YOU SHOULD HAVE GUESSED IT!!
George: HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GUE--
~they both get blasted by a lazer and they both disitegrate~
Alien bird:.........that'll teach you to kill everyone i know.....~looks at the camera~ MERRY CHRISTMAS, EVERYONE!
- despite peppa, richard, and george dying, they were all alive again in George and Richard V
- this is the 2nd time george has died in this series