Mummy Pig: Percy, this is an intervention. You need to stop putting Die Sauce on your food. If you take it in large doses, it'll kill you.
Daddy Pig: But there's nothing like some spicy Die Sauce with my food. :(
George: Dine-saw! Rrrrr!
Mummy Pig: No, George. This isn't about dinosaurs. This is about Die Sauce.
George: But Die Sauce and dine-saws same thing!
Mummy Pig: No, George. Die Sauce and dinosaurs are different.
George: Me ask big sister how. *goes upstairs* Big sister, how are Die Sauce and dine-saws different?
Peppa: I don't know. Suzy probably knows.
Suzy: Yes, I do know. Dinosaurs are large reptiles that died out millions of years ago and Die Sauce is a rare drug that will kill you if you take it in large doses.
Peppa: That's just gobbledygook!
George: Gobby gook! Gobby gook! *goes downstairs* Gobby gook!
Mummy Pig: Look. George knows about the famous singer Gabby Gook!
Daddy Pig: I know!
George: Me not know her. Me just hear Suzy talk about difference between Die Sauce and dine-saws and big sister say 'That gobby gook'. Oh! Die Sauce! *runs to bottle of Die Sauce*
Daddy Pig: Uh, uh, uh! You have to be 18 or older to have Die Sauce.
George: But me love dine-saw!
Daddy Pig: You can keep Mr. Dinosaur but you can't have Die Sauce until you're 18.
George: Me not get it!
Let me sped up time
(16 years later)
Mummy Pig: George your 18!!! You can have Die Sauce!!!
18-year old George: What the Heck is Die Sauce?