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4609129583 This episode got banned due to violence, a jumpscare and swearing in it. Once, Nick Jr. accidentally aired it.

Transcript

[Theme song]

Peppa pig: (reading title card) Jeff the killer!

Narrator: Peppa has stolen Skids and is taking her friends for a mad, wild drive around Peppatown.

[Peppa drives Skids round super fast and crashes into lamp-post]

Suzy Sheep: Oh no! We crashed! We will have to get out!

Peppa Pig: Okay, climb out, everyone.

Danny Dog: Let's have a cigarette!

Edmond Elephant: Cigarettes are very bad for you. They cause lung cancer and you could even get tar in your lungs.

Narrator: Edmond knows alot about cancer. He is a clever clogs.

George Pig: Okay. We will have to no smoking. (George can't talk properly)

Pedro Pony: Maybe we should go swim-

[Jeff the killer pops up out the back of Skids]

Jeff the killer: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Everyone: EEK!!!!!!!!!!

Peppa: IT'S THAT GUY FROM FINDMINECRAFT.COM

[Everyone tries to escape]

Jeff the killer: *is still screaming*

[Jeff the killer stabs Peppa in the back with his knife]

Peppa Pig: AAAAGH!!!!!

[Peppa falls over and nearly dies]

Suzy Sheep: Oh no! Peppa!

George Pig: Wasbewwy Jam!

Edmond Elephant: That isn't rasberry jam, George. That is blood.

Narrator: Edmond is a bit of a clever clogs.

George Pig: Bwood? *cries* WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Edmond Elephant: (ignoring George's crying) Blood is a liquid that

Rebbeca Rabbit: SHUT UP!!!!! WE MUST RUN!!!!!!

[Everyone runs]

Everyone: HHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLPPPPPPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Jeff the killer runs up to the screen]

Jeff the killer: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Boris: What happened?

Leopold: Don't think about that.

(Peppa Pig Credits, but all red and glitched)

Trivia

  • It was only aired once.
  • It ended up the workers of Peppa Pig in jail.
  • It is illegal to air it or sell a DVD of it.
  • The episode is now considered lost and can't be found online