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Jraffic Tam is an episode of Pippa pork. It is the 3rd episode of season one along with being the 3rd episode of the series

Summary

Pippa and her family are stuck in a jraffic tam

Transcript

Father pork: who's ready to go?

Pippa pork: yeah!

Girge pork: Me too!

Muma pork: let's GO!!!

Gold petpet: woohoo!

Father pork: sorry, petpet! ~flips off gold and drives away~

Gold petpet: Aw :(

~they're driving away~

Father pork: muma maybe i should take the wheel.

Muma pork: no. my wheel.

Father pork: but--

Muma pork: NNNO.

~hits another car~

NarRATtor: oh no. it's a jraffic tam! (and that person's car is dented but they won't know until they get home)

Pippa: hey. i can see susan lamb! ~sits up from her seat~ HEY. HEYYYY!!! SUSAAAAAN!!!! ~waves arms~

Susan: ~peeks out from another car~ PIPPA! :D

~at gramgram pork's house~

Grampy pork: Gramgram pork i think you made too many totatoes.

Gramgram pork: a few more. ~puts 69 totatoes in the oven~

~grampy's iphone rings~

Grampy pork: ~answers~ this better be good. i'm downloading apps.

Pippa: we're stuck in a jraffic tam. 

Grampy pork: oh no-- angry flaps is downloaded sorry i gtg peace out ~hangs up~

Gramgram pork: okay that's 618 totatoes done.

Grampy pork: GRAMGRAM STAHP

GramGram: Hell, no! (Shoves 133746 rotators in the oven)

At the car

Father pork: ~puts head down~ we're going to be late ~sighs~

Muma pork: hhhhhhh

Pippa pork: late as usual.

Muma pork: HHHHHHHHHHH

Girge's GamePig: boom headshot!!

Girge: I AM THE ONE

Muma pork: ICAN'TTAKEIT!

Father pork: honey calm down

Muma pork: NNNO! I WILL NOT CALM DOWN!!! ~flips car off the road~

~car backflips into the air~

Pippa: OH MY ASTLEY

Girge: The f**k is happening man?!

Muma pork: KAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

~car rolls down a hill, hits a few trees~

~windows break~

Father pork: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA (cough) AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

Pippa: we're gonna diiiiieeee!!!!!!!!

Girge: WOAH

~car lands on another road upside down~

Muma pork: IT IS ACCOMPLISHED.

Father pork: ~gets up~ oh. a shorcut.

~they realize it's the same road~

Pippa pork: are you kidding me.

Girge: YOU.

Muma pork:....~rolls down the window and jumps out then runs away~

Father pork: well, ~gets in driver seat~ i guess i'm drivi--

~everyone's completely lost in a forest~

Pippa: father pork! this may be a parallel universe, but you're STILL BAD WITH DIRECTIONS!

~at Grampygramhouse~

(the house is flooding with totatoes)

Grampy pig: GRAMGRAM! TOO MANY TOTATOES

Gramgram: noooo. i'll make a few more. ~stuffs one million totatoes in the oven~

Grampy: you've gone over the top with totatoes.

Gramgram: :| ~closes oven~

Muma pork: ~walks in and sits down~

Gramgram: oh good you're here! here. have some totatoes. though i didn't have much to make enough. ~opens oven~

Pippa: ITS A BOMB!!!

Gramgram: oh shit

Pippa: NYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-

Girge: -AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-

Muma pork: -AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-

Father pork: NYAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-

Gramgram pork: -AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-

Grampy pork: -AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-

Clone pork: -AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-

Susan lamb: -AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-

Dr dark move: -AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-

Lord centaur: [on TV] -AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-

Mr full: -AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-

Muma cabbit: -AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-

Eleily pachyderm: -AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-

To hiv: -AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-

Snell Lion and France "Palatial" Tiger: -AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-

Doner protection: -AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-

Fred wolf: -AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-

Rabba cabbit: -AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-

Obesity secrets: -AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-

Porman horse: -AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-

Joe sawhorse -AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-

Cinnamon loan: -AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-

Scottish wolf: -AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-

Stale bee: -AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-

Everyone: -AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-

[The Pippaverse explodes]

the end

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