Jraffic Tam is the third episode of Season One of Pippa pork, and the 3rd episode overall.
Pippa and her family are stuck in a jraffic tam
Father pork: who's ready to go?
Pippa pork: yeah!
Girge pork: Me too!
Muma pork: let's GO!!!
Gold petpet: woohoo!
Father pork: sorry, petpet! ~flips off gold and drives away~
Gold petpet: Aw :(
~they're driving away~
Father pork: muma maybe i should take the wheel.
Muma pork: no. my wheel.
Father pork: but--
Muma pork: NNNO.
~hits another car~
NarRATtor: oh no. it's a jraffic tam! (and that person's car is dented but they won't know until they get home)
Pippa: hey. i can see susan lamb! ~sits up from her seat~ HEY. HEYYYY!!! SUSAAAAAN!!!! ~waves arms~
Susan: ~peeks out from another car~ PIPPA! :D
~at gramgram pork's house~
Grampy pork: Gramgram pork i think you made too many totatoes.
Gramgram pork: a few more. ~puts 69 totatoes in the oven~
~grampy's iphone rings~
Grampy pork: ~answers~ this better be good. i'm downloading apps.
Pippa: we're stuck in a jraffic tam.
Grampy pork: oh no-- angry flaps is downloaded sorry i gtg peace out ~hangs up~
Gramgram pork: okay that's 618 totatoes done.
Grampy pork: GRAMGRAM STAHP
GramGram: Hell, no! (Shoves 133746 rotators in the oven)
At the car
Father pork: ~puts head down~ we're going to be late ~sighs~
Muma pork: hhhhhhh
Pippa pork: late as usual.
Muma pork: HHHHHHHHHHH
Girge's GamePig: boom headshot!!
Girge: I AM THE ONE
Muma pork: ICAN'TTAKEIT!
Father pork: honey calm down
Muma pork: NNNO! I WILL NOT CALM DOWN!!! ~flips car off the road~
~car backflips into the air~
Pippa: OH MY ASTLEY
Girge: The f**k is happening man?!
Muma pork: KAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
~car rolls down a hill, hits a few trees~
Father pork: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA (cough) AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
Pippa: we're gonna diiiiieeee!!!!!!!!
~car lands on another road upside down~
Muma pork: IT IS ACCOMPLISHED.
Father pork: ~gets up~ oh. a shorcut.
~they realize it's the same road~
Pippa pork: are you kidding me.
Muma pork:....~rolls down the window and jumps out then runs away~
Father pork: well, ~gets in driver seat~ i guess i'm drivi--
~everyone's completely lost in a forest~
Pippa: father pork! this may be a parallel universe, but you're STILL BAD WITH DIRECTIONS!
(the house is flooding with totatoes)
Grampy pig: GRAMGRAM! TOO MANY TOTATOES
Gramgram: noooo. i'll make a few more. ~stuffs one million totatoes in the oven~
Grampy: you've gone over the top with totatoes.
Gramgram: :| ~closes oven~
Muma pork: ~walks in and sits down~
Gramgram: oh good you're here! here. have some totatoes. though i didn't have much to make enough. ~opens oven~
Pippa: ITS A BOMB!!!
Gramgram: oh shit
~they all start screaming~