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Jraffic Tam is the third episode of Season One of Pippa pork, and the 3rd episode overall.

Summary

Pippa and her family are stuck in a jraffic tam

Transcript

Father pork: who's ready to go?

Pippa pork: yeah!

Girge pork: Me too!

Muma pork: let's GO!!!

Gold petpet: woohoo!

Father pork: sorry, petpet! ~flips off gold and drives away~

Gold petpet: Aw :(

~they're driving away~

Father pork: muma maybe i should take the wheel.

Muma pork: no. my wheel.

Father pork: but--

Muma pork: NNNO.

~hits another car~

NarRATtor: oh no. it's a jraffic tam! (and that person's car is dented but they won't know until they get home)

Pippa: hey. i can see susan lamb! ~sits up from her seat~ HEY. HEYYYY!!! SUSAAAAAN!!!! ~waves arms~

Susan: ~peeks out from another car~ PIPPA! :D

~at gramgram pork's house~

Grampy pork: Gramgram pork i think you made too many totatoes.

Gramgram pork: a few more. ~puts 69 totatoes in the oven~

~grampy's iphone rings~

Grampy pork: ~answers~ this better be good. i'm downloading apps.

Pippa: we're stuck in a jraffic tam. 

Grampy pork: oh no-- angry flaps is downloaded sorry i gtg peace out ~hangs up~

Gramgram pork: okay that's 618 totatoes done.

Grampy pork: GRAMGRAM STAHP

GramGram: Hell, no! (Shoves 133746 rotators in the oven)

At the car

Father pork: ~puts head down~ we're going to be late ~sighs~

Muma pork: hhhhhhh

Pippa pork: late as usual.

Muma pork: HHHHHHHHHHH

Girge's GamePig: boom headshot!!

Girge: I AM THE ONE

Muma pork: ICAN'TTAKEIT!

Father pork: honey calm down

Muma pork: NNNO! I WILL NOT CALM DOWN!!! ~flips car off the road~

~car backflips into the air~

Pippa: OH MY ASTLEY

Girge: The f**k is happening man?!

Muma pork: KAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

~car rolls down a hill, hits a few trees~

~windows break~

Father pork: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA (cough) AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

Pippa: we're gonna diiiiieeee!!!!!!!!

Girge: WOAH

~car lands on another road upside down~

Muma pork: IT IS ACCOMPLISHED.

Father pork: ~gets up~ oh. a shorcut.

~they realize it's the same road~

Pippa pork: are you kidding me.

Girge: YOU.

Muma pork:....~rolls down the window and jumps out then runs away~

Father pork: well, ~gets in driver seat~ i guess i'm drivi--

~everyone's completely lost in a forest~

Pippa: father pork! this may be a parallel universe, but you're STILL BAD WITH DIRECTIONS!

~at Grampygramhouse~

(the house is flooding with totatoes)

Grampy pig: GRAMGRAM! TOO MANY TOTATOES

Gramgram: noooo. i'll make a few more. ~stuffs one million totatoes in the oven~

Grampy: you've gone over the top with totatoes.

Gramgram: :| ~closes oven~

Muma pork: ~walks in and sits down~

Gramgram: oh good you're here! here. have some totatoes. though i didn't have much to make enough. ~opens oven~

Pippa: ITS A BOMB!!!

Gramgram: oh shit

~they all start screaming~

Pippaverse ends...AGAIN

the end

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