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Kilroy Yawned Silently is the second episode of Peppa AWDIS.
Plot[]
Peppa discovers an "edgy" website, which she believes is true and gets offended.
Transcript[]
[Peppa is on her laptop surfing the web.]
Peppa: What's this? What? Why does this website hate me? I'm pissed. [typing] I'm pissed because this article offended me so much. I have my own TV show and many friends. I can't believe people write this shit. These people are fucking assholes. Good day! - LitBacon [submits] Cannot wait 'til a response.
The Writer: [offscreen] Uh-oh! Peppa's gonna be surprised when she gets a response back.
Peppa: It's been a few minutes. Hopefully, an admin responded.
[The text on the screen says "Fuck off - LozKilroy".]
Peppa: What a terrible admin. [typing] Well then, fuck me. You're a big fat bitch! [submits] Hah! How does it feel? That admin is a jerk that shouldn't deserve his power.
[The admin responds with, "Bite my ass, hombre".]
Peppa: Nope. [typing] Go fuck yourself. Somebody is gonna believe this stupid shit. [submits] People are really mean.
[He responds with, "For fuck's sake! Your sentence doesn't make any sense. I assume that you're a cunt"]
Peppa: Why? [typing] I'm sorry, I'm so sorry. [submits] I want him to be friends with me.
[The user responds with, "Nope, doesn't work like that".]
Peppa: [typing] No. Please forgive me. I'm the asshole. I'm sorry. Please don't ban me. [submits]
[He responds by saying this, "Fuck it".]
Peppa: No. Please don't.
[Another admin responds by saying this, "Lol. Reminds me of this." ]
Peppa: [sighs] I give up.
The Writer: [offscreen] I hate my job
Peppa: I've been banned forever? For being a cunt? Why? This is unfair.
[Cuts to Sonic and Tails on a highway.]
Sonic: We're broke.
Tails: Why?
Sonic: I spent all of our money on iMason's funeral arrangements.
Tails: Why?
Sonic: You deserve to suffer.
Tails: No.
Sonic: You're going to iMason's funeral. Whether you like it or not.
Mighty: Do I have to go?
Sonic: Yes.
Mighty: Fuck.
The Writer: [offscreen] Watch your fucking language.
Mighty: Alright.
[At the funeral.]
Tails: Where's the body.
Mysterious figure: There is no body.
Tails: Who are you?
Mysterious figure: Let's just say that iMason survived his death.
Tails: Oh, okay.
Mysterious figure: Guess what, Tails?
Tails: What is it?
Mysterious figure: Remember iMason?
Tails: Yes, sadly.
Mysterious figure: Guess what.
Tails: What is it?
Mysterious figure: I'm iMason.
Tails: What? That can't be true.
iMason: Yes, it is.
Tails: No, no, no!
iMason: Yes, yes, yes!
[end]