~it is nighttime, Peppa + some of her friends are having a sleepover.~
Peppa : I'm kinda bored, what should we do?
Danny : Look at Shrek Porn?
George : no what? r u smokin
Danny : weed erryday
Pedro : Maybe we could watch this? ~Pulls up Ring Tape~
Peppa : NO
Suzy : Perform a satanic ritual?
Peppa : um no guys srsly what should we do?
George : Go to Freddy Fazbear's Pizza, maybe?
Peppa : ARE YOU FREKKEN KIDDING GEORGE YOU **** ***** ** **** *** *** *** ** ******* **** I ******* SPIT ON YOU YOU ****** ***** ** ****!!!!!!!!!
~le awkward silence~
George : umm... I'll take that as a yes?
Peppa : yup. Pack yo bags! We're going to Freddy's! See ya at 12AM!
Emily : Are you sure? I mea-
JayJayPlane's Ghost : SHUT UP EMILY NOBODY LIKES YOU
Peppa : ...Why are you here?
JayJayPlane's Ghost : ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm ~implodes~
2 HOURS LATER
Peppa : Y'all ready?
George : Reddy 4 Freddy
Peppa : Then let's go!
~Peppa + da gang enter Freddy's~
Peppa : How long has it been since we were here last, again?
Pedro : It's been over 20 years.
Peppa : But none of us are that old?
Emily : Yeah, why do we never age?
George : It's basic cartoon logic you idiots one of us is in a coma and is dreaming all of this.
Peppa : ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
~Bonnie the Bunny pops out of nowhere~
Bonnie : H-H-HeY F-fRIennd-Ss! Are yOU Reeady T-Tto DI-P-PartY?
Peppa + The Gang : AAAAAAARRRGHHHHHHHHHH
~Peppa + da hood run away~
Emily : WHAT DO WE DO?
George : We wake up! I'll just pinch myself and realize all of this never happened!
~George Pinches himself~
George : IT DIDN'T WORK? MY WHOLE LIFE IS A LIE
Peppa : Look! A Door! Quick! Everyone! Enter!
~le everyone (except bonnie) enter and lock the door~
Peppa : It's pretty dark here.
~Danny Flips light switch, revealing Chica eating Pizza~
Chica : Oh hey kids! Want some pizza?
Emily : ARRRGHHHHHHHH
~Peppa + gang runs away~
Chica : :c (rip in pepperoni chica 1987 - 1337 wanted a world without squids)
Peppa : Look! the Parts and service room!
~Peppa + Her Party of Weirdos enter PAS Room, only to be confronted by Freddy Fazbear~
Peppa : ARRGHGH!!! RUN AWAY!!!
George : The Door dosen't work! What do we do?
Freddie : WE'RE GOING TO DIEEEEEE
Freddy Fazbear : Die? What?
George : You're gonna eat us.
Freddy Fazbear : What? No! I wouldn't
Peppa : Yes you would! We had to revive Pedro multiple times because Freddie Morphed into you and ate him!
Freddy Fazbear : That couldn't be.
Peppa : Yes! He has Fazbear-itis!
Freddy Fazbear : No. He just has Tophat Bear-Itis. Fazbearitis dosen't exist. I wouldn't kill anyone.
Emily : Liar!
Freddy Fazbear : No! I'm telling the truth!
Peppa : What truth?
Freddy Fazbear : I don't want to kill you. I'm like you...
Peppa : Nope. You're a big robot bear, We're young Organic Animals.
Freddy Fazbear : Let me show you the truth.
~Freddy starts ripping his head off, revealing a mutilated dead child's corpse inside~
Peppa : EW! YOU ATE THAT CHILD!
Danny : h0t
Child : No. I didn't.
Peppa : HE'S STILL ALIVE?
Child : No. I am the spirit that posessed Freddy Fazbear. I am now one with Freddy. And my heart and soul is full of holes. Freddy is Love, Freddy is Life.
Peppa : But how did you die?
Child : Long ago, I was lured by an evil man who disguised himself as an animatronic. He tricked me into my own death.
Danny : i ship it
Peppa : Danny! This is serious!
Danny : k srry m8
Peppa : What happened to this guy?
Child : I, along with my also dead friends took revenge. We attacked him, forcing him to enter an empty suit, but he didn't know how to operate it, so he died.
Peppa : Your story is really sad, but...
If he died inside the suit, wouldn't that mean that he is posessing-
??? : MMYY NNAAMMEE IISS SSPPRRIINNGGTTRRAAPP
Peppa : Oh, it's just an animatronic, well he's not gonna kill-
~Springtrap takes out a chainsaw~
Peppa : AARRGHHHHHHHH RUN
George : but the door is locked
Danny : I can use my pornographic powers to open it! GOOOOOO
Peppa : Now RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!!
~Peppa + you know what screw it run out of the building~
Peppa : Phew! We're safe!
Pedro : Technically Springtrap is still there. What do we do?
Freddie : This!
~Freddie takes out flamethrower and burns Freddy Fazbear's 2 DA GROWNNNDDD~
~Spirits fly out of the building~
Peppa : We did it! The spirits are now free!
George : but what do we do now?
Danny : Look at Shrek Porn?
Peppa : Fudge yeah.
- This is a mix between Cracktastic and Serious. It's Crackious!