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~it is nighttime, Peppa + some of her friends are having a sleepover.~

Peppa : I'm kinda bored, what should we do?

Danny : Look at Shrek Porn?

George : no what? r u smokin

Danny : weed erryday

Pedro : Maybe we could watch this? ~Pulls up Ring Tape~

Peppa : NO

Suzy : Perform a satanic ritual?

Peppa : um no guys srsly what should we do?

George : Go to Freddy Fazbear's Pizza, maybe?

Peppa : ARE YOU FREKKEN KIDDING GEORGE YOU **** ***** ** **** *** *** *** ** ******* **** I ******* SPIT ON YOU YOU ****** ***** ** ****!!!!!!!!!

~le awkward silence~

George : umm... I'll take that as a yes?

Peppa : yup. Pack yo bags! We're going to Freddy's! See ya at 12AM!

Emily : Are you sure? I mea-

JayJayPlane's Ghost : SHUT UP EMILY NOBODY LIKES YOU

Peppa : ...Why are you here?

JayJayPlane's Ghost : ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm ~implodes~

2 HOURS LATER

Peppa : Y'all ready?

George : Reddy 4 Freddy

Peppa : Then let's go!

~Peppa + da gang enter Freddy's~

Peppa : How long has it been since we were here last, again?

Pedro : It's been over 20 years.

Peppa : But none of us are that old?

Emily : Yeah, why do we never age?

George : It's basic cartoon logic you idiots one of us is in a coma and is dreaming all of this.

~le silence~

Peppa : ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

~Bonnie the Bunny pops out of nowhere~

Bonnie : H-H-HeY F-fRIennd-Ss! AryOReeady T-TtDI-P-PartY?

Peppa + The Gang : AAAAAAARRRGHHHHHHHHHH

~Peppa + da hood run away~

Emily : WHAT DO WE DO?

George : We wake up! I'll just pinch myself and realize all of this never happened!

~George Pinches himself~

George : IT DIDN'T WORK? MY WHOLE LIFE IS A LIE

Peppa : Look! A Door! Quick! Everyone! Enter!

~le everyone (except bonnie) enter and lock the door~

Peppa : It's pretty dark here.

~Danny Flips light switch, revealing Chica eating Pizza~

Chica : Oh hey kids! Want some pizza?

Emily : ARRRGHHHHHHHH

~Peppa + gang runs away~

Chica : :c (rip in pepperoni chica 1987 - 1337 wanted a world without squids)

Peppa : Look! the Parts and service room!

~Peppa + Her Party of Weirdos enter PAS Room, only to be confronted by Freddy Fazbear~

Peppa : ARRGHGH!!! RUN AWAY!!!

George : The Door dosen't work! What do we do?

Freddie : WE'RE GOING TO DIEEEEEE

Freddy Fazbear : Die? What?

George : You're gonna eat us.

Freddy Fazbear : What? No! I wouldn't

Peppa : Yes you would! We had to revive Pedro multiple times because Freddie Morphed into you and ate him!

Freddy Fazbear : That couldn't be.

Peppa : Yes! He has Fazbear-itis!

Freddy Fazbear : No. He just has Tophat Bear-Itis. Fazbearitis dosen't exist. I wouldn't kill anyone.

Emily : Liar!

Freddy Fazbear : No! I'm telling the truth!

Peppa : What truth?

Freddy Fazbear : I don't want to kill you. I'm like you...

Peppa : Nope. You're a big robot bear, We're young Organic Animals.

Freddy Fazbear : Let me show you the truth.

~Freddy starts ripping his head off, revealing a mutilated dead child's corpse inside~

Peppa : EW! YOU ATE THAT CHILD!

Danny : h0t

Child : No. I didn't.

Peppa : HE'S STILL ALIVE?

Child : No. I am the spirit that posessed Freddy Fazbear. I am now one with Freddy. And my heart and soul is full of holes. Freddy is Love, Freddy is Life.

Peppa : But how did you die?

Child : Long ago, I was lured by an evil man who disguised himself as an animatronic. He tricked me into my own death.

Danny : i ship it

Peppa : Danny! This is serious!

Danny : k srry m8

Peppa : What happened to this guy?

Child : I, along with my also dead friends took revenge. We attacked him, forcing him to enter an empty suit, but he didn't know how to operate it, so he died.

Peppa : Your story is really sad, but...


wait...


If he died inside the suit, wouldn't that mean that he is posessing-

??? : MMYY NNAAMMEE IISS SSPPRRIINNGGTTRRAAPP

Peppa : Oh, it's just an animatronic, well he's not gonna kill-

~Springtrap takes out a chainsaw~

Peppa : AARRGHHHHHHHH RUN

George : but the door is locked

Danny : I can use my pornographic powers to open it! GOOOOOO

~Door explodes~

Peppa : Now RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!!

~Peppa + you know what screw it run out of the building~

Peppa : Phew! We're safe!

Pedro : Technically Springtrap is still there. What do we do?

Freddie : This!

~Freddie takes out flamethrower and burns Freddy Fazbear's 2 DA GROWNNNDDD~

~Spirits fly out of the building~

Peppa : We did it! The spirits are now free!

George : but what do we do now?

Danny : Look at Shrek Porn?

Peppa : Fudge yeah.


~LE END~

Trivia

  • This is a mix between Cracktastic and Serious. It's Crackious!

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