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Muddy Poop is the first episode of Peppa Pig Abridged.

The transcript

Peppa: Muddy Poop.

[Cut to Peppa and George, Who are sad]

Narrator: It is raining today, so Peppa and George cannot play outside.

George: F**k!

[The sun comes up]

Narrator: It is a lovely sunny day.

Peppa: Oink! Daddy, Can we go outside?

Daddy: (chuckles) No.

Peppa: Can We Go Outside Please?

Daddy: NO.

Peppa: Pleeeeeeeease?

Daddy: NO!!

Peppa: AAAAW COME ON!!!!!! (sigh)

[Peppa stares into the screen, having a staring contest. Suddenly Peppa smiles and a lightbulb appears above her head]

Peppa: Idea!

[Peppa walks to George]

Peppa: Let's go outside!

Daddy: I TOLD YOU NOT TO GO OUTSIDE!!!!!

[Peppa and George goes out the door]

Narrator: Peppa loves Jumping on muddy poop.

Peppa: I love muddy poop! Hahahahahaha!

Mummy: If you jump in Muddy Poop, You will DIE.

Peppa: Sorry!

Mummy: Wear your boots as well.

Peppa: Okay. (Peppa jumps out of her shoes, into her boots, Mario style)

George: I want to jump in muddy poop too!

Peppa: GEORGE! STOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP!!!!!

George: WOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!

[George tries to stop, but keeps moving]

George: I CANT STOOOOOOOOOOOOP!!!!!

[Dramatic music plays]

Peppa: OH NO! George is Running too fast! He's going to have an Incident!

George: WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAA!!!! GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

Peppa: LOOOOOOOK OOOOOOOOUT!

George: OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!

[George crashes]

George: WAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!

Peppa: George, Are You OK?

George: I hurt my f**king leg.

Peppa: (Gasps) OOOH GE-ORGE!!!!

George: What?

[Cut to The Muddy poop gone]

Peppa: You splashed my F**king Muddy Poo-

[Ring sound from sonic plays)

Peppa: Look! A Muddy Poop!!!

Narrator: George want's the jump in the poop 1st!

George: Ally Oo- WTF?!?!

Peppa: I want to splash into the poop 1st! (Jumps) HOOPLA!

(SPLA-TOT!)

Peppa: There!

George WAHAAAAA!!!!

Peppa: Sorry George it's only Poop!

George: (Jumps) ALLY-OOOP!!!

(SPLA-TOT!)

George: HAhahahhahahahaahhahaahhahahahahhaahhahahahaha.

Peppa: (Cries)

George: ITS ONLY POOP.

[Peppa and George go to the door]

Narrator: Peppa Digger and George Washington are going to show there new looks to Daddy Pig.

Peppa: Daddy! Daddy! DADDY! George splashed me with poop!

George: And Peppa Splashed me with Poop too! And I had a terrible accident!

Daddy: Thats what I told you! Don't go outside!

Mummy: PEPPA!

[Sonic Advance 1 Boss music plays]

Peppa: OH NO! ITS MUMMY F**KING PIG!!!

(mummy pig stomps to the music)

Mummy: PEPPA AND GEORGE! YOU ARE HEARBY GROUNDED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

P&G: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

  • Stranger Breaks Into House And Kills Mummy And Daddya Pig*

Peppa And George : Thank You Stranger!

Stranger : You're Welcome.

THE END

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