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Muddy Poop is the first episode of Peppa Pig Abridged.
Peppa: Muddy Poop.
[Cut to Peppa and George, Who are sad]
Narrator: It is raining today, so Peppa and George cannot play outside.
[The sun comes up]
Narrator: It is a lovely sunny day.
Peppa: Oink! Daddy, Can we go outside?
Daddy: (chuckles) No.
Peppa: Can We Go Outside Please?
Peppa: AAAAW COME ON!!!!!! (sigh)
[Peppa stares into the screen, having a staring contest. Suddenly Peppa smiles and a lightbulb appears above her head]
[Peppa walks to George]
Peppa: Let's go outside!
Daddy: I TOLD YOU NOT TO GO OUTSIDE!!!!!
[Peppa and George goes out the door]
Narrator: Peppa loves Jumping on muddy poop.
Peppa: I love muddy poop! Hahahahahaha!
Mummy: If you jump in Muddy Poop, You will DIE.
Mummy: Wear your boots as well.
Peppa: Okay. (Peppa jumps out of her shoes, into her boots, Mario style)
George: I want to jump in muddy poop too!
Peppa: GEORGE! STOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP!!!!!
[George tries to stop, but keeps moving]
George: I CANT STOOOOOOOOOOOOP!!!!!
[Dramatic music plays]
Peppa: OH NO! George is Running too fast! He's going to have an Incident!
George: WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAA!!!! GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
Peppa: LOOOOOOOK OOOOOOOOUT!
George: OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!
Peppa: George, Are You OK?
George: I hurt my f**king leg.
Peppa: (Gasps) OOOH GE-ORGE!!!!
[Cut to The Muddy poop gone]
Peppa: You splashed my F**king Muddy Poo-
[Ring sound from sonic plays)
Peppa: Look! A Muddy Poop!!!
Narrator: George want's the jump in the poop 1st!
George: Ally Oo- WTF?!?!
Peppa: I want to splash into the poop 1st! (Jumps) HOOPLA!
Peppa: Sorry George it's only Poop!
George: (Jumps) ALLY-OOOP!!!
George: ITS ONLY POOP.
[Peppa and George go to the door]
Narrator: Peppa Digger and George Washington are going to show there new looks to Daddy Pig.
Peppa: Daddy! Daddy! DADDY! George splashed me with poop!
George: And Peppa Splashed me with Poop too! And I had a terrible accident!
Daddy: Thats what I told you! Don't go outside!
[Sonic Advance 1 Boss music plays]
Peppa: OH NO! ITS MUMMY F**KING PIG!!!
(mummy pig stomps to the music)
Mummy: PEPPA AND GEORGE! YOU ARE HEARBY GROUNDED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
- Stranger Breaks Into House And Kills Mummy And Daddya Pig*
Peppa And George : Thank You Stranger!
Stranger : You're Welcome.