something about The cool dudes
We open on Danny dog walking up to a cave. Then he's stopped by someone at the entrance.
Daddy pig: stop! show me your pass.
Danny: ~gets out a really cool pair of shades~
Daddy: hmmm...you're in, bro. go on in.
inside the cave, there's a 15 person couch, a big tv, a giant bowl of mega rad chips, some video games, and a ton of cool dudes wearing shades.
Danny: ~runz in~ wassup bros!?
Everyone: WE'RE DOING AWESOME..
Danny: same here! :D ~sits on the couch and turns on the tv~
Pedro pony: ~playing Pekomon~ I CHOOSE YOU! HAHAHA :D
Freddy fox: Pedro, shut up. we're watching the game. ~crunches some chips~ play ur nerdy games somewhere else.
Pedro: but i've got this super cool Pekomon collection! ~shoves the collection in his face~
Freddy: dude! quit it!
Pedro: ugh. fine. ~picks up a book~
The rest of the cool dudes: ~gasps super loud~ AAAAAAHH!!!!!!
Pedro: what did i do? what did i do!? D':
Simon squirrel: ~walks up slowly~ Pedro. rule 20 says "No nerds allowed".
Pedro: but i'm NOT a nerd!
Simon: that nerdy book says otherwise.
Pedro: ~looks at the book, then back at the cool dudes. over and over~ this book is cool!
Simon: yea, but dat Pekomon collection tho.
Pedro looked at the Pekomon collection then back at the cool dudes. over and over.
Simon: Pedro, as of rule 17 i hearby banish you from The cool dudes!
Simon: sorry bro. hand over the shades.
Pedro:..~hands over his cool dude shades~ :'C
Danny: I'VE BEEN WAITING TO DO THIS FOR 2 MONTHS! ~throws pedro out of the entrance of the cave~ GOOD. FRIKIN. RIDENS.
Simon: now what? there's no one to make fun of now.
Richard rabbit: epic party?
Simon: nah. we do that every night.
Danny: BOARD GAME NIGHT!
Simon: dude! wtf!? do i have to banish you too?
Danny: you're right nevermind.
Simon: Fellow Cool Dudes! i regret to tell you, but, we are officially BORED.
~everyone screams and runs in circles~
Freddy: hey! Pedro--
Danny: shh! do not speak that name here! you will from now on refer to him as 'That nerd'
Freddy: fine. that nerd left his Pekomon collection here. maybe.....
Richard: ~gasps~ never!
Freddy: guys. maybe it's not as bad as we think. there's enough cards for all of us.
Simon: fine. let's try it out :P
2 minutes later
Danny: I CHOOSE YOU!!!
Simon: nah dude. mine level 15 is water Pekomon. yours is level 14 fire. i beat you!
Danny: aw man.
Simon: XD we're totally keeping this thing. ~puts the collection away~
Pedro: ~walks back in~ hey guys! i forgot my Pekomon collection.
Freddy: too late, dude. we burned it.
Pedro: NOOOOO!!!! ~cries and runs away~
all: TROLOLOLOLOL ~throws the cards everywhere~ TURN UP!!!!
sorry if the end was short. i wanted to make it ironic XD
- 'Pekomon' is an obvious parody of the popular card game 'Pokemon'