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Transcript[]
[The episode starts off outside Peppa's house, it zooms inside while the narrator speaks]
Narrator: Peppa and her family are watching PBC on their television.
Mike Mouse: [on TV] So Mister Potato and Chelly Cow started off as puppets?
Mister Lenerd: [on TV] Yep, and I voiced them.
Mike Mouse: [on TV] Wow, and that's why I was on Chelly and Friends in 1996.
Mister Lenerd: [on TV] Also I created them.
Peppa Pig: This program is very interesting.
TV: [cuts to the newest episode of The Mister Potato Show]
Peppa Pig: Hey! I was-
Mister Potato: [on TV] Today, we'll make [demonic voice] VEGOREEPDOGFISHDEATH STEW!
Peppa Pig: Wait a minute, Mr. Potato would never do that!
George Pig: [sees Mr. Potato and his gang wearing diapers and blood] EEK!
Mr. Potato: [on TV] Today you'll see me opening up new PBC Center.
[Mr. Potato and his gang poop their diapers and pee blood]
Mr. Potato and his friends: [on TV] Poopy! [demonic voice] DIE!
Peppa Pig: What! Mr. Potato and his gang would never do that. It could possibly violate the ROP.
Mr. Lenerd: [on TV] What is the ROP?
Peppa Pig: Wait, why can you here me?
Mr. Lenerd: [on TV] I dunno? I'm at your house right now.
TV: [shows Peppa's house]
Mr. Lenerd: See.
Peppa Pig: I do and the ROP is the Rules of PBC.
Mr. Lenerd: Oh.
TV: [shows the same episode of The Mister Potato Show]
Mr. Potato: [on TV] Look at this drawing! It's from little Jay Voorhees and it's my favorite drawing because it has murder in it.
Peppa Pig: This episode is weird.
[10 minutes later]
Mr. Potato: Before we end our show for today, we'll-
TV: [cuts to a dead body]
Peppa Pig: EEK!
Mr. Potato: [on TV] Goodbye and I hope you enjoyed this episode because [demonic voice] it's our last.
TV: [cuts to credits of The Mr. Potato Show]
Peppa Pig: I hope someone didn't record this episode.
[cuts to a tape of a episode of The Mister Potato Show called "Death" on Peppa's bed]
Peppa Pig: [sees the tape on her bed] AARGH!! Mummy, a tape of an episode of The Mister Potato Show is on my bed, which is pretty violent and scary. Plus, I didn't even record it.
Mummy Pig: Peppa! We are leaving to see the grand opening of the new PBC Kids Center.
Peppa Pig: What?
Daddy Pig: Peppa, Chelly and Mr. Potato will be there. Even Mr. Lenerd!
Peppa Pig: Fine.
[Cuts to the PBC Kids Center]
Peppa Pig: Thank goodness, we are safe.
Director: Sorry but Mr. Potato is not here because he's cancelled, wait! I mean at the Dentist.
Peppa Pig: Aww.
Mr. Potato: Hello.
Peppa Pig: What? Mr. Potato has been turned into a french fry!
Mr. Potato: The show has been cancelled because the show has been on the air since 1969. I'm getting too old to act. Besides, Chelly and Friends is way more popular.
Imposter Potato: [in Will Lenerd's voice] Welcome children! The show will not be cancelled, new episodes will be coming soon.
Peppa Pig. Wait a minute! You're an imposter, you are a lot bigger than the normal Mr. Potato, and you are eating a large bag of potato chips in a large coach. You're just saying that so I won't be ashamed.
Daddy Pig: [comes out of Mr. Potato's skin] Why can't I be skinny instead?
Peppa: [screams] TOO SCARY!
Mr. Lenerd: [with the original Mr. Potato and Chelly Cow puppet] Turn that frown upside down.
Peppa Pig: Daddy?
Chelly Cow: *sings the Chelly and Friends theme song*
Random Pig: That was awful!
Mr. Potato: I will give you a PT2. Did you know that PBC has a partnership with Pony. *gives Peppa PT2*
Peppa Pig: Very nice. It's all made of chrome gold. Where did you get it from?
Mr. Potato: It was my invitation for a PBC meeting but my show got cancelled. Everything is gold! Also I hope you didn't watch the series finale Death. It was hacked on by me and only aired in certain areas. The tape of it is in somebody's bedroom.
Peppa Pig: What?
Toby Palida: And I'm leaving PigTube.
Peppa Pig: Why?
Tony Palida: I'm old
[Scene cuts to Aliens cancelling The Mr. Potato Show]
Aliens: MWHAHAHA!! Now we'll cancel The Mr. Potato Show.
[Scene cuts back to Peppa]
Mr. Lenerd: Your mum invited me over Peppa.
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Trivia[]
- This episode is similar to "Angela the Anaconda Returns" and "Peppa Pig Gets a Tour of PBC Kids Studios".