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PREPARE FOR ABSOLUTELY THE WORST THING YOUR EYES WILL EVER WITNESS!!!!!!
Peppa: [She awakens] AH!!! WHAT A NICE NORMAL DAY I AM GETTING READY TO HAVE.
George: [He awakens with sister] OINK!!!
Peppa: [To George bed] GEORGE! WE MUST NOT UN-NORMAL THIS ALREADY VERY NORMAL DAY. AGREE?
George: [PIG NOlSE OF AGREEMENT]
Peppa: ALRIGHT US! WE DESCEND DOWN THE STAIRS FOR THE FIRST MEAL!
Narrator: The children pigs walk from their normal rooms to walk down the normal stairs!
George: [He accidentally falls down stairs on accident] AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!
George: [He keeps falling and falls into kitchen]
Mummy pig: [She cooks] TODAY IS A DAY FOR PANCA--
George: [He falls into pancakes mummy is making]
Peppa: [She runs to him] GEOOOOOOOORGE!!!!
George: [He goes to her] PEPPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!
Peppa: [She runs] GEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORGE!!!!!
George: [He goes] PEPPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!
Peppa: [Run] GEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORGE!!!!!!
George: [Go] PEPPPPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!
Both: [Motion continues] PIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[They hit each others faces and explode into young waffles]
Mummy pig: NO! NOT YOUNG WAFFLES!
Suzy sheep: [She enters the kitchen that they are in through the window] I arrived the moment my ears received the situation!
Mummy pig: Observe the dead pig children.
Suzy sheep: I must not observe the dead pig children for if i do my eyes will begin to form tears and my emotional state will increase by at least 90%
Mummy pig: I SEE.
Suzy sheep: Intensify your breathing to destroy suzy
Mummy pig: [Her breathing intensifies]
Suzy sheep: [She begins to explain why she came here as she slowly melts away, smiling]
Young waffles: THE PIG CHILDREN HAS BEEN DESTROYED ALSO ALONG WITH WINDOW ENTERING PINK DRESSED SHEEP.
Mummy pig: NO YOUNG WAFFLES, NO!!
Young waffles: I NEED YOU TO CHANGE! [It becomes even younger waffles] My life
Mummy pig: [She cries]
EVEN YOUNGER WAFFLES: Haha and then what ;)
Narrator: Daddy pig enters the kitchen that they are in!!!
Mummy pig: !?
Mummy pig: Daddy
Mummy pig: Daddy.
Mummy pig: Dad--
Daddy pig: [He makes an ungodly demon noise] OAAAAAAAAODEATHBUTTUUUQQ!!!!