Alright. my first article
This can either turn out really awesome, or really horrific.
Either way, a messed up article will be made tonight.
Pedro pony: Peppa, my love. there's something i must tell you.
Peppa pig: Yes, Pedro my darling?
Pedro: There is no possible good way to tell you this.
Peppa: Oh pedro, you can tell me anything!
Pedro: I think..It's time we go our seperate ways.
Peppa: ~gasps~ You promised me forever!
Pedro: Well, forever doesn't last forever..
Peppa: no! noooo! ~sobs then faints~
Pedro: I'm sorry, my love! ~sprouts butterfly wings~ But things change! ~flies into the air~
~Pedro flies majestically through the sky, tears falling from his eyes~
Pedro: She was the light that fought away the shadows of despair. She was a miracle sent to me in my times of misfortune. All i had in this tragic, horrific world, and i pushed her awa--
~a bird hits pedro in the face on accident~
Pedro: AH! Oh, i see how it is. If it's a fight you want, THEN PREPARE TO MEET YOUR DOOOOOOM!
Bird: ~Shoots a laser from its mouth~
~Laser shoots pedro down~
Peppa: My love! ~runs to catch Pedro~
~Pedro lands in Peppa's arms~
Peppa: i'll never let you go, Pedro
Pedro: But Peppa, we've sworn to go our seperate ways!
Peppa: Forever may not last forever, But my massage chair has a fear of ducklings :)
Pedro: I guess our love is true.
Peppa: It's MORE than true. It's fake!
~They both kiss~