Peppa's Naughty Tales

A series of mini-episodes in which Peppa misbehaves. The series got cancelled because nobody wants to see Peppa getting abused.

(Based on Go!animate's grounded videos, i think. -Igor)

Transcript

Episode 1: Peppa Steals The Car and Red's Eggs And Gets Beaten

• (Peppa goes downstairs for breakfast)
• Narrator: It's a lovely morning and Peppa has just gotten out of bed.
• Mummy Pig: Good morning, Peppa! Did you sleep well?
• Peppa: Oh yes, Mummy! I had a dream where I was driving the car! That gives me an idea. I want to really drive, Mummy!
• Mummy Pig: Well, you're too young, Peppa. You're only five.
• Peppa: I guess it wouldn't hurt to take the car for a little spin...
• Narrator: Oh, dear. Peppa is ignoring Mummy Pig's advice.
• (Peppa gets into the car)
• Mummy Pig: Peppa, what are you doing?! You can't drive the car!
• Peppa: Don't worry, Mummy. I'll be very careful!
• Mummy Pig: I don't care!!! Stop what you're doing NOW!!!
• (Peppa drives off)
• Mummy Pig: Daddy Pig! Come here QUICK!!!
• Peppa: I'm driving the car! (giggles)
• (Three eggs fly out of a nest and into the car, Peppa stops at Rebecca Rabbit's burrow)
• Rebecca: Peppa! How did you learn to drive?!?
• Peppa: I just wanted to take the car for a drive.
• Rebecca: Don't you know that you're too young to drive?! You could cause an accident!
• (Back at the Pigs' house)
• Mummy Pig: See? Peppa just drove off in the car! And I told her not to!
• Daddy Pig: Oh, no...
• (Meanwhile with Red's flock)
• Red: We have to get back to Piggy Island I tell y'all. And to defeat Britain we must use the power of America!
• Jay: Uh Red, Piggy Island is Finnish and so are we.
• Red: So what?
• Jake: I'm with Jay on this.
• Jim: Guys, we should do what Red says.
• Red: Right. Anyways...
• (He turns to the nest which is empty)
• Red: GREAT BOUNCING TRAMPOLINES! THE EGGS!
• Chuck: Red! Red! A young pig in a red car zipped by!
• Bomb: And I'm guessing the eggs somehow got pulled into the car.
• Matilda: We need to fight again!
• Red: Well then lets go!
• (Back at the Rabbits' burrow)
• Peppa: Don't worry, Rebecca. I know the rules of driving!
• Rebecca: No you don't!
• Peppa: Yes I do! I always stick to the road!
• (Peppa reverses into the burrow, causing a lot of damage)
• Peppa: Oops.
• Rebecca: MY BURROW!!!
• Peppa: I forgot the gearstick was in reverse!
• (Mummy and Daddy Pig arrive in Granddad Dog's tow truck and scream at the sight)
• Mummy and Daddy Pig: PEPPA!!!
• Peppa: I guess that means I'm grounded for a year, and no muddy puddles and TV for a month.
• Mummy Pig: You are absolutely right, young lady! Now come here!
• (Peppa gets out of the car)
• Daddy Pig: Peppa, Mummy very clearly told you not to drive the car!
• Mummy Pig: But you just ignored my advice!
• Red: PIGS!!!
• Peppa: Oh shit.
• (The birds crash into the car and steal back their eggs)
• Mummy Pig: When we get home, you will have a lot of explaining to do! Don't you know how much we have to pay for all the damages you caused?!
• (Matilda punches Mummy Pig)
• Matilda: Shut up.
• (Later, at home, Mummy and Daddy Pig beat the shit out of Peppa who squeals in agony)
• Mummy Pig: YOU ARE GROUNDEDx10 for 9999999999999999999 GENERATIONS!
• (Daddy Pig then grabs Peppa like a football and charges up the stairs and throws Peppa into her room where she screams, squeals, and cries like a real pig)
• George: Dinosaur!
• Mummy Pig: No, George, you can't drive either! You're too young.

Episode 2: Peppa and George Cause A Scene At the Supermarket

• (At the supermarket, Mummy Pig, Peppa and George are shopping for food)
• Narrator: Peppa and George are going shopping at the supermarket with Mummy Pig.
• Mummy Pig: Tomatoes is the next thing on my list...Peppa, what are you doing?!
• (Peppa is pointing to a Barbie doll)
• Peppa: Please can I have that Barbie doll, Mummy? Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeease?! Pretty pretty pretty please?!
• Mummy Pig: No, Peppa! I've got other things to buy.
• (Peppa throws an extremely violent tantrum)
• Peppa: BUT I WANT THAT BARBIE DOLL NOW!!!! I HATE YOU MUMMY YOU'RE THE WORST MUMMY IN THE WORLD YOU NEVER LET ME HAVE WHAT I WANT WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
• Narrator: Oh, dear. Peppa's not happy at all.
• Mummy Pig: PEPPA WILL YOU SHUT UP?!?!?
• (Peppa continues to bawl and sob and wail and scream. George joins in as the shoppers stare at them)
• Mummy Pig: Oh, no, not you too, George!!!
• Peppa and George: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
• (Peppa and George wreck the entire store)
• Mummy Pig: THAT'S IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU TWO ARE BOTH GROUNDEDx20 FOR 999999999999999 YEARS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOW GET UP OFF THE FLOOR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
• (Peppa and George continue to howl loudly and destroy the store, Mummy Pig has had enough)
• Mummy Pig: FINE THEN!!!!!! WE'LL JUST GO HOME AND YOU WILL BE FOR DINNER!!!!!!!!!!!!! HOW D'YOU LIKE THAT?!??!?!??!?!?!?!??!?!???!??!?!?!!!
• (Mummy Pig drags Peppa and George out of the supermarket, they cry all the way home)
• Narrator: Poor Peppa and George.
• (Later, Peppa and George are apologizing to Mummy Pig)
• Peppa: We're very very very sorry we threw a tantrum in the supermarket.
• George: Very extremely sorry.
• Mummy Pig: APOLOGY DENIED!
• Peppa: F*ck You, Mummy Pig!
• George: Yeah, F*ck You!
• Mummy Pig: [Gasp] Peppa and George! How dare you to say that to your mother!
• George: I'm outta here.
• (George Leaves)
• Mummy Pig: COME BACK HERE!
• Narrator: But George was gone and before Mummy Pig noticed, Peppa had also sneaked off.
• Mummy Pig: GET BACK OVER HERE RIGHT NOW YOU TWO!
• Narrator: Oh dear, Peppa and George have left home! What will they do now?
• Mummy Pig: CAN YOU JUST SHUT UP?!
• Narrator: Oh dear, Mummy Pig has told me to shut up! Well f*ck it, I quit!

Episode 3: Peppa Rages Over Censorship/Killed

• (Peppa is using the computer and going on the internet)
• Narrator: Peppa is using the computer.
• Peppa: (giggles) I love the internet! Now to go on Pornhub to watch sexy videos!
• (But, Kaspersky Internet Security is blocking Pornhub)
• Peppa: What? WHAT?! WHAAAAAATTTT?!?!? NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!
• (Peppa falls to the floor and screams)
• Peppa: STUPID KASPERSKY AND STUPID PARENTS CONTROLLING THE INTERNET I WANT PORNHUB NOW!!!!!!
• Narrator: Oh, dear! Peppa wants the internet her own way, but she can't.
• Mummy Pig: That's enough, Peppa! Now you either get used to this or don't use the computer at all!
• (Mummy Pig leaves the room)
• Peppa: Fine, if that's how she wants it. Good thing I have a Twitter account as well!
• (Peppa goes on Twitter, but that's blocked too)
• Peppa: ARRRRRRRRRRRRRGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
• Mummy Pig: Will you stop screaming?! You'll wake George from his nap!
• Peppa: I don't care about George! This stupid parental censorship is getting on my nerves!!!
• Mummy Pig: Scream one more time and you'll be banned from the computer!
• Peppa: OK, OK!
• (Mummy Pig leaves the room again)
• Peppa: If they block one more page, I will lose it...wait! I have an idea!
• (Peppa goes onto the settings to change the parental censorship so they don't block websites, but it requires a password, and this sets Peppa off)
• Peppa: AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOBODY TOLD ME YOU HAD TO TYPE IN A GOD DAMN PASSWORD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
• Mummy Pig: THAT'S IT PEPPA!!! YOU ARE OFF THIS COMPUTER!!! NOW GO TO BED!!!
• Peppa: F*cking Mummy! F*cking parental censorship! F*cking computer! F*cking internet!
• Birds: AMERICAAAAAAAAA!!!!! (They crash into the house and a loud nuclear explosion)
• (Soon, the entire Peppa Land is destroyed. Lee Greenwood's Star Spangled Banner plays)
• O say, can you see
• By the dawn's early light
• What so proudly we hail'd
• At the twilight's last gleaming?
• Whose broad stripes and bright stars
• Through the perilous fight
• O'er the ramparts we watch'd
• Were so gallantly streaming?
• And the rocket's red glare
• The bombs bursting in air
• Gave proof through the night
• That our flag was still there
• O say, does that star-spangled banner yet wave
• O'er the land of the free
• And the home of the brave?
• (at Piggy Island)
• The Angry Birds: God Bless The United States of America! (they cheer)