Peppa: fuck this I ain't doin no title
Peppa: - runs into mummy pig's room and rips her bed in half-
Mummy pig: WTF PEPPA!?!?!? DUDE LIKE SERIOUSLY. I SLEEP ON THAT.
Peppa: Calm down dude. Yoloswag. YO DADDY PIG. LET'S GET TO THIS PLAYGROUP
Daddy pig: Alright Peppa. calm down. I know your eager to see Pedro.
Peppa: WTF DADDY!? >:C let's just go man......
(they get to the playgroup)
Peppa: SUP BITCHES! -sits on her throne-
Suzy: Why do you have a throne?
Peppa: SHUT UP! -destroys suzy-
Madame gazelle:....oh my gosh......But, today, we have 2 new pupils! Penellope poodle and Cathy cat!
penellope poodle: bonjour
Peppa: Sup noobs.
Madame gazelle: Don't say words like that to penellope! She's french and she's new!
penellope: -blows raspberries at peppa-
Peppa: SHUT UP, NOOB. walking round like you own the place -.-
Zoe zebra: um, you don't own the place either.......
Peppa: FUCK YOU!! -throws penellope and zoe out the window but leaves Cathy because she looks bad ass-
Madame gazelle: That's it! Peppa, go to the corner!
Peppa: Nope. I ain't going nowhere -pees on madame gazelle from her throne- =w=
Daddy pig: OH MY GOODNESS! -takes peppa away- I'm so sorry!
Peppa: NO STOP IT DADDY LET ME GO! SILLY DAD :<
Daddy pig: -drags her outside of the playgroup- Peppa. I've been doing some thinking. and, you're going to boarding school.
-Suzy, Danny, and Cathy run outside-
Danny: You can't take her to boarding school! This is my girl right here!
Peppa: shut the fuck up
Suzy: Yeah! Peppa is my best friend!
Daddy pig: I guess you're going too.
Danny: NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!! -freaks out and throws dyna mite into the school and it blows up- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRGH!!!!!!!!!!
-After they got to the boarding school-
Peppa: - throws her stuff down in her room- THIS. SUCKS.
Danny: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA D':
Penellope poodle: bonjour.
Peppa: Wait. you're here too? WTF!?
Danny: Hmm. Maybe it won't be so bad here. I mean, there's a tv in here.
Suzy: yeah, you're right. (turns on tv and Peppa Pig is on).......GUYS. WE'RE ON TV!!!
Peppa: YEAH MAN! YOLOSWAG 8D
Suzy: Not Yoloswag! What we're doing right now is ON TV!!!
Danny: OH CRAP OH CRAP OH CRAP OH CRAP. If my mum sees this, she's gonna fuckin destroy me! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!! D':
Peppa: SHUT UP! I have a plan to get out of here.
-all of them are suddenly shown in jail-
Peppa: I'm bored what the heck
Danny: -freaking out again- H8CUDDSKJIUERGJJDFLJWEIJFKFBGDF. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 D':
Peppa: SHUT UP >:(
Suzy: YEAH WE AINT GETTIN TRAPPED IN THIS BOARDING SCHOOL FOREVER
Danny: okay >:
Cathy: hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm HAHAHAA I'M DOING GRAFFITI
Peppa: stop we already got arrested one time because I made Danny blow up two schools with Dyna Might
Penellope poodle: bonjour
Peppa: oh great you got arrested too no fair
Danny: IM FREE HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA YOU DUMB GIRLS AND OTHER GUYS
Pedro: GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR come on Peppa *lifts Peppa with grapple hook and they swing and tear down the jail house*
Suzy: Danny is in trouble now quick they're coming get into the wrecked parts now so he wil get arrested for his crimes
All: *gets in wrecked parts*
Cops: DANNY DOG YOU'RE UNDER ARREST FOR MAKING US ARREST THESE INOCENNT KIDS AND DESTROYING THE JAIL HOUSE IN FACT YOU ARE GOING TO MILITARY SCHOOL
Danny: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO *starts cryiing like a baby*