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Peppa: fuck this I ain't doin no title

Peppa: - runs into mummy pig's room and rips her bed in half-

Mummy pig: WTF PEPPA!?!?!? DUDE LIKE SERIOUSLY. I SLEEP ON THAT.

Peppa: Calm down dude. Yoloswag. YO DADDY PIG. LET'S GET TO THIS PLAYGROUP

Daddy pig: Alright Peppa. calm down. I know your eager to see Pedro.

Peppa: WTF DADDY!? >:C let's just go man......

(they get to the playgroup)

Peppa: SUP BITCHES! -sits on her throne-

Suzy: Why do you have a throne?

Peppa: SHUT UP! -destroys suzy-

Madame gazelle:....oh my gosh......But, today, we have 2 new pupils! Penellope poodle and Cathy cat!

penellope poodle: bonjour

Peppa: Sup noobs.

Madame gazelle: Don't say words like that to penellope! She's french and she's new!

penellope: -blows raspberries at peppa-

Peppa: SHUT UP, NOOB. walking round like you own the place -.-

Zoe zebra: um, you don't own the place either.......

Peppa: FUCK YOU!! -throws penellope and zoe out the window but leaves Cathy because she looks bad ass-

Madame gazelle: That's it! Peppa, go to the corner!

Peppa: Nope. I ain't going nowhere -pees on madame gazelle from her throne- =w=

Daddy pig: OH MY GOODNESS! -takes peppa away- I'm so sorry!

Peppa: NO STOP IT DADDY LET ME GO! SILLY DAD :<

Daddy pig: -drags her outside of the playgroup- Peppa. I've been doing some thinking. and, you're going to boarding school.

Peppa:...................WTF DADDY!?!?!?!?!?!!?!??!!?!??

-Suzy, Danny, and Cathy run outside-

Danny: You can't take her to boarding school! This is my girl right here!

Peppa: shut the fuck up

Suzy: Yeah! Peppa is my best friend!

Daddy pig: I guess you're going too.

Danny: NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!! -freaks out and throws dyna mite into the school and it blows up- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRGH!!!!!!!!!!

-After they got to the boarding school-

Peppa: - throws her stuff down in her room- THIS. SUCKS.

Danny: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA D':

Penellope poodle: bonjour.

Peppa: Wait. you're here too? WTF!?

Penellope: -shrugs-

Danny: Hmm. Maybe it won't be so bad here. I mean, there's a tv in here.

Suzy: yeah, you're right. (turns on tv and Peppa Pig is on).......GUYS. WE'RE ON TV!!!

Peppa: YEAH MAN! YOLOSWAG 8D

Suzy: Not Yoloswag! What we're doing right now is ON TV!!!

Danny: OH CRAP OH CRAP OH CRAP OH CRAP. If my mum sees this, she's gonna fuckin destroy me! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!! D':

Peppa: SHUT UP! I have a plan to get out of here.

-all of them are suddenly shown in jail-

Peppa: I'm bored what the heck

Danny: -freaking out again- H8CUDDSKJIUERGJJDFLJWEIJFKFBGDF. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 D':

Peppa: SHUT UP  >:( 

Suzy: YEAH WE AINT GETTIN TRAPPED IN THIS BOARDING SCHOOL FOREVER

Danny: okay  >: 

Cathy: hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm   HAHAHAA I'M DOING GRAFFITI

Peppa: stop we already got arrested one time because I made Danny blow up two schools with Dyna Might

Penellope poodle: bonjour    

Peppa: oh great you got arrested too no fair

Danny: IM FREE HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA YOU DUMB GIRLS AND OTHER GUYS

Pedro: GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR   come on Peppa *lifts Peppa with grapple hook and they swing and tear down the jail house*

Suzy: Danny is in trouble now quick they're coming get into the wrecked parts now so he wil get arrested for his crimes

All: *gets in wrecked parts*

Cops: DANNY DOG YOU'RE UNDER ARREST FOR MAKING US ARREST THESE INOCENNT KIDS AND DESTROYING THE JAIL HOUSE IN FACT YOU ARE GOING TO MILITARY SCHOOL

Danny: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO *starts cryiing like a baby*

All: *leaves*

Penellope: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

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