Teacher: Good morning class, today we will introducing cards. Instead of giving you your reports, I'm going to give you a card of a colour. The colour depends on how well you behaved and it will also determine the consequence.
Suzy Sheep: Yay, I got the red card.
Teacher: That's Right, You get 287473274234876 days off school!
Suzy Sheep: YAYAYAYYAYAYYYYYY!!!!!
Danny Dog: I got the Brown Card.
Teacher: Then you have constipation.
Danny Dog: Oh.
Pedro Pony: I got the Black Card!
Teacher: Then you die *shoots Pedro*
Rebecca Rabbit: I got the White card *explodes*
Emily Elephant: I got the orange card.
Teacher: Then you have 69 hours detention.
Emily Elephant: NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
Peppa: I got the platinum card suckers!!!
Teacher: You get to be the teacher!
Peppa: Ok, no school forever!!!!!
Teacher: Wait!
Peppa: Ullol! Sucker!!!!
THE END