Peppa Pig Fanon Wiki
Register
Advertisement
Peppa Pig Fanon Wiki

Teacher: Good morning class, today we will introducing cards. Instead of giving you your reports, I'm going to give you a card of a colour. The colour depends on how well you behaved and it will also determine the consequence.

Suzy Sheep: Yay, I got the red card.

Teacher: That's Right, You get 287473274234876 days off school!

Suzy Sheep: YAYAYAYYAYAYYYYYY!!!!!

Danny Dog: I got the Brown Card.

Teacher: Then you have constipation.

Danny Dog: Oh.

Pedro Pony: I got the Black Card!

Teacher: Then you die *shoots Pedro*

Rebecca Rabbit: I got the White card *explodes*

Emily Elephant: I got the orange card.

Teacher: Then you have 69 hours detention.

Emily Elephant: NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

Peppa: I got the platinum card suckers!!!

Teacher: You get to be the teacher!

Peppa: Ok, no school forever!!!!!

Teacher: Wait!

Peppa: Ullol! Sucker!!!!

THE END

Advertisement