Peppa: Can I go watch Sausage Party with Mac+Cool, my friends, and Lio?
Daddy Pig: Okay. *puts Peppa and friends in a box*
Mummy Pig: What's in that box?
Daddy Pig: I'm gonna see Sausage Party and I'm gonna order a lot of food at the movie theater.
Mummy Pig: Okay.
[Daddy Pig rents an RV, puts the box on the seat next to him, and drives to the movie theater.]
Daddy Pig: We have reached our destination. *drops the box off at the cinema and drives away to the airport*
Lio: There you are.
Peppa Pig: Lio, why do you have a Super Mario Galaxy Rosalina Plush and why do you have a feeling of f****** it.
Lio: Because Rosalina is a sexy a** b****. So I bought a plush doll of her at Nintendo World and I'm going to f*** it when I finish watching Sausage Party for the 50th time.
Daddy Pig: We're not asking you where you got it, we're asking you why are you going to f*** a plush doll?
Lio: Because she is sexy and she's so pretty and my girlfriend died so I got a fictional character plush and want to do anal with my Super Mario Galaxy Rosalina Plush and put her in my dick even though she's a plush doll.
Mac+Cool: Are you gonna see Sausage Party?
Peppa: Yes, also look at Lio.
Mac+Cool: What do you mean? (Looks at Lio's dick and sees a Super Mario Galaxy Rosalina Plush in his dick) AAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!! WHAT THE HELL, WHAT THE HELL, WHAT THE F***ING HELL! Why are you f***ing a plush doll?
Lio: She's very sexy.
Mac+Cool: But you're f***ing a plush doll.
Peppa: 10 more minutes until the movie starts, when will Suzy Sheep, Danny Dog, and Pedro Pony come.
Narrator: Here are Peppa Pig's friends Suzy Sheep, Danny Dog, and Pedro Pony.
Peppa: Hi everyone.
Everyone: Hello Peppa.
Suzy Sheep: Lio, why are you f***ing a Super Mario Galaxy Rosalina Plush Doll?
Lio: She's a sexy a** b****
Pedro Pony: But it's just a plush doll.
Peppa Pig: Quickly, the move starts in 5 minutes, let's go.
Miss Rabbit: Welcome to Peppatown Theaters, what do you want to watch?
Daddy Pig: May I have 7 tickets to see Sausage Party.
Miss Rabbit: OK, that'll be 420 pounds.
Daddy Pig: Here you go (gives Miss Rabbit 420 pounds)
Miss Rabbit: Thank you.
(Peppa Pig, Daddy Pig, Lio, Mac+Cool, Suzy Sheep, Pedro Pony, and Danny Dog order some hot dogs, popcorn, sweets, soda, and slushies)
(everyone runs to the movie)
Peppa Pig: Lets watch this movie.
(at the theater screen)
(How to Basic: The Movie trailer shows up)
Daddy Pig: Oh look, commercials before the movie.
HowToBasic: The Movie Narrator: What if you can use eggs for everything. You can use it as a clock.
(screen shows How to Basic throwing a clock and using an egg with a clock drawn on it as a clock)
How to Basic: The Movie Narrator: A lamp...
(screen show How to Basic trying to turn on a lamp but it doesn't and How to Basic throws the lamp and getting an egg and smashing a lightbulb on it)
How to Basic: The Movie Narrator: Body wash...
(screen shows How to Basic rubbing an egg yolk in his body)
How to Basic: The Movie Narrator: Shampoo...
(screen shows How to Basic rubbing an egg yolk on his hair)
How to Basic: The Movie Narrator: And maybe a pen.
(screen shows How to Basic writing the logo with a pen, hut the pen runs out of ink and he uses an egg yolk as a pen)
How to Basic: The Movie Narrator: How to Basic: The Movie, coming soon.
(YEE movie logo shows up)
Peek: (singing his jingle)
(The Girl who Just Sits There Movie logo shows up)
Yee dinosaur (Oro): YEE.
(screen reads Yee Movie, coming soon)
Yee Dinosaur (Oro): YEE.
The Girl who Just Sits There Movie Narrator: Coming soon to a theater near you, is a movie called The Girl who Just Sits There, and Sits There, and Sits There. Coming soon, Rated R.
(5 minutes later, commercials end)
Miss Rabbit: You are now watching Sausage Party, please turn your cellphone off and do not use it, don't tweet, and no talking.
(Miss Rabbit walks away and movie starts)
[Cell phone rings]
Mac+Cool: Sh*t (turns the phone off) Good thing that Miss Rabbit didn't hear this.
(at the bathroom, Miss Rabbit is f***ing a Super Mario Galaxy Rosalina Plush Doll just like Lio)
Daddy Pig: Be lucky that Miss Rabbit isn't hear and didn't hear you.
Mac+Cool: Sausage Party is Rated R.
Write the rest, Mac+Cool
- It is revealed that Lio watched Sausage Party 50 times.