Suzy: Peppa, what do you want for Christmas?
Peppa: I've just wanted a yo-yo this year, a toy train another year, and more stuff after 730 days! Yahoo!
Suzy: Oh! (giggles) Fabulous! I'll ring Santa Claus. (grabs the iPhone) Hello?
Santa Claus: (over phone.) Is this Christmas Eve? I'll say. Ho-ho-ho! Good-bye. (hangs up the phone)
Suzy: (sighs) Great. What do you want for Christmas, my friend?
Peppa: Presents! Santa brings presents for me and a gazillion friends of mine! (giggles)
Suzy: Did you say the 500 days of Christmas, Peppa?
Peppa: Yes, Suzy. I did. (giggles)
Suzy: Ooh, sweet! (giggles)
Daddy Pig: Nighty-night, children. Have some of your Christmas dreams. (kisses Peppa and George goodnight)
Peppa: Goodnight, daddy. (giggles) Have sweet dreams, George. (kisses George goodnight)
George: (giggles) That little smooch tickles me! Sweet dreams, big sister... (kisses Peppa goodnight)
Peppa: Goodnight, George... (closes her eyes, and snores lightly)
(in the middle of the night...)
Santa Claus: (offscreen) Ho-ho-ho!
Peppa: (wakes up) Huh?! What's that sound coming from??? George! Wake up! Santa's coming!!
George: (mumbles, then yawns loudly) Wha-what?
Santa Claus: (offscreen) MEEEEERRY CHRISTMAAAAAAAAAAS!!! Ho-ho-ho-ho!
Peppa and George: SANTA CLAUS!! HOORAAAAAAAAAAY!!! (they both go back to sleep)
(on Christmas morning...)
Peppa: (yawns, then rubs her eyes) Mmm... It's the one...
George: The only...
Peppa and George: BEST DAY OF THE YEAR!!!!! (they both run downstairs)
Peppa: (gasps) Wow! Just what I always wanted! Whoa-ho-ho! It's a toy robot! (imitates robot) Beep-beep-boop! (giggles) I love Christmas!
Daddy Pig: Morning, children. How's it going?
Peppa and George: DADDYYYYYY!!!
Daddy Pig: Whaaaaa! (the breakfast tray and the food fell on top of him) Oof!
Peppa: It's Christmas, Daddy!
Daddy Pig: What?! Where's Christmas?
George: Santa bought me gazillions and gazillions of presents! (giggles)
Daddy Pig: Well, I'll be. (chuckles)
Uncle Pig: (gasps) Merry Christmas, brother! (kisses Daddy Pig)
Daddy Pig: Hey, hey... Cut it out, Uncle Pig! No kissing!
Auntie Pig: Hello, kids. Where are my kisses?! (smooches Peppa and George uncontrollably)
Peppa: What?! Oh, no! Ugh! That's gross!
George: (giggles) That's ticklish!
Granny Pig: Merry Christmas, grandchildren! (smooches George's forehead, then smooches Peppa's legs)
Peppa: (giggles) Hey... You're slobbering up my legs!
Chloe: Good morning, cousin Peppa. How's Christmas going today?
Grandpa Pig: (holding baby Alexander) Merry Christmas, everybody! How's it going today?
baby Alexander: (singing) Jingle bells, batman smells, robin laid an egg...
Peppa: (carries baby Alexander gently) Merry Christmas, baby Alexander! (giggles)
Alexander: (cries) WAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!
Chloe: There, baby Alexander my baby brother. Don't cry. It will be okay... (smooches baby Alexander's forehead)
baby Alexander: (stops crying, then smiles) Ooh! (giggles) Christmas, Christmas, Christmas!
Granny and Grandpa Pig: Merry Christmas, daughter! How's this holiday?
Mummy Pig: Perfect. (chuckles)
Daddy Pig: Hey, everyone. What's--
Uncle Pig: Shhh! Can't you ever be quiet, brother?!
Daddy Pig: Oh. Sorry, brother. (whispering) What's going on?
Uncle Pig: Good boy, Daddy Pig... (chuckles)
Peppa: Let's play in the snow!
Chloe: Yes, indeed! (giggles, then runs outside)
Peppa: (singing) Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer, had a very shiny nose! And if you ever saw it--
George: Incoming! (dives on top of Peppa)
Peppa: Ouch! George!
George: Oops. Sorry, big sister. (giggles) Let's play some more, Chloe my cuz!
Chloe: Righty on, Georgie! (giggles) Cannonball! (throws George)
George: Whoa! (flies over a log, then lands) Whew! That was close!
Peppa: My turn! (jumps over three logs) Oh, boy! (giggles)
Auntie Pig: (offscreen) Children! Dinner!
Uncle Pig: (offscreen) Din-din's ready!
Peppa, George, and Chloe: Oh, boy! Dinner's ready! (they all giggle, and run inside)
Mummy Pig: (holding the dinner tray) Oh, boy. Isn't it lovely?
Auntie Pig: Yes, Mummy Pig. It is lovely. (chuckles)
Mummy Pig: (opens the lid of the tray) Ta-da!
Everybody: (gasp in unsion) WOW-WOW-WOW!!!
Mummy Pig: Ooh, turkey! Eat up, kids!
Peppa, George, and Chloe: Okay, Mummy! (they all giggle, then gobble up their foods one by one)
Daddy Pig: KIDS!! Where are your manners?!
George: (burps) Excuse me. (giggles)
Chloe: Yum! That turkey sure tastes good!
Peppa: Double good!
George: Triple good! (giggles)
Grandpa Pig: Okay, everyone. Who wants to sing some of my beloved carols?
Everybody: (in unsion) We do!
(piano starts to play, then everybody sings along)
Everybody: (singing in unsion) We wish you a merry Christmas! (x3) And a happy new year!
(at 9:00 P.M....)
Daddy Pig: Bedtime, kids!
Peppa: Not yet!
Chloe: Christmas can't be over!
Daddy Pig: Well, then... Goodnight, kids! (kisses his children one by one)
Peppa: (sighs) I wish nobody celebrates Christmas...
George and Chloe: Yeah.
Peppa: Wait! I can make a wish. (clears throat) I wish... I wish the calendar will become December 25th every day for a year.
(the star shoots over the house)
Peppa, George, and Chloe: It's working! YAAAAY!!! (they all jump into their beds, and snore lightly)
(the next morning...)
Peppa: (yawns, then rubs her eyes) Mmm... Wake up, George. Wake up, Chloe.
Peppa: (looks at the calendar) Gee... (sighs) That will be 365 days for now.
(Peppa, George, and Chloe creep down the stairs)
Peppa: Wow. I sure hope Santa comes back this year.
George: Yeah. (rips up the paper box, but suddenly...)
Daddy Pig: Merry Christmas, kids!
Daddy Pig: AAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!
Peppa, George, and Chloe: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Daddy Pig: Whoa! Okay, kids. What's the big deal?
Peppa: It's Christmas again!
Chloe: It's Christmas again, uncle!
George: Two days in a row!
Daddy Pig: Well, I'll be.
Uncle Pig: Merry Christmas, brother!
Auntie Pig: Where are my kisses?! (smooches Peppa, George, and Chloe)
Chloe: Stop, mummy, stop!
Granny Pig: Hi, grandkids. How's the holiday going?
baby Alexander: (giggles) Tree, tree!
Uncle Pig: No, baby Alexander. You can't play with the Christmas tree. You're too little for that.
baby Alexander: Aw...
Peppa: Let's play with our toys!
George and Chloe: Yes!
Auntie Pig: Oh, kids! Dinner's ready!
Peppa, George, and Chloe: Oh, boy!
Mummy Pig: Ooh, turkey! (licks her lips) Yummy!
Daddy Pig: Where are your manners, kids?!
Peppa: Nowhere. (burps) Oh, excuse me.
Grandpa Pig: Who wants to sing some carols?!
Everybody: (in unsion) ME!!! (singing in unsion) We wish you a merry Christmas...
(the clock says 9:00)
Daddy Pig: Goodnight, kids!
(morning comes after midnight)
Peppa: Oh, man! Make Christmas stop!
George: Stop, stop!
Chloe: Stop, Christmas, stop!
(as the days roll by...)
Auntie Pig: (slowly) Where are my kisses?
Mummy Pig: Ooh, turkey! (x5)
(scene goes back)
Peppa: HOLD IT!!!
Chloe: What's the matter, Peppa?
Peppa: It was Christmas again! And again, and again... AND AGAIN!!!
George: Stop, big sister! Calm down! Don't give up! We'll make some good sleep.
Peppa: (sighs) Okay. (marches into bed, and snores lightly)
(the next morning...)
Peppa: (takes a deep breath, and yells completely loud) WAKE UP, EVERYBODY!!!
George: Huh? What?
Chloe: What are you saying?
Peppa: (looks out the window) Merry Christmas, fellas! (giggles)
Daddy Pig: Well, kids. You've been dreaming.
Peppa: Surprise, Daddy! We made you breakfast!
Daddy Pig: Well... (chuckles) I'll be.
Uncle Pig: Hello, brother! How's Christmas today?! (runs over Daddy Pig)
Daddy Pig: Ouch!
Auntie Pig: Howdy, kids! Where are my kisses?!
(Peppa, George, and Chloe dive downstairs in scuba diver suits)
Peppa and George: (landing) Right here, Auntie Pig!
Chloe: (landing) Right here, mummy!
Auntie Pig: Ohh! You kids are having fun on Christmas. (chuckles)
Peppa: Let's play with some toys!
George and Chloe: OKAY!!!
Peppa: Whoo-hoo! This is fun! (giggles)
Auntie Pig: Oh, children! Dinner's ready!
Peppa, George, and Chloe: Oh, boy! (they all giggle)
Mummy Pig: (opens the lid of the dinner tray, then the turkey runs off) Ohh, turkey!
Daddy Pig: Catch the turkey!
(the turkey runs to the piano, then it crushes itself into a million pieces)
Grandpa Pig: No! Not the piano! Not my beloved carols! (sobs)
Daddy Pig: Oh, dear. My pride and joy, my Christmas life... IT'S RUINED!!!
Mummy Pig: Don't worry, Daddy Pig. It will be just fine.
Peppa: But we still have the tree. (the tree falls on top of her) Ouch!
George: Oh, big sister. We'll just have some sleep. (yawns)
(the next morning...)
Peppa: (gasps) Wow! It's the last Christmas!
Peppa, George, and Chloe: HOORAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!!! (they all run downstairs)
Daddy Pig: Good morning, kids. How's it going today?
Peppa: Sweet. (pulls out a big boat with red wood, which carries a large pile of rainbow rocks, and a green flag on top of the rocks) Merry Christmas, Daddy!
Daddy Pig: (gasps) Wow! It's my dream boat?!
Daddy Pig: (chuckles) Well, I'll be.
Peppa: (pushing the boat) It must be Christmas next year.
Daddy Pig: Boy, you must have been on this holiday.
Peppa, George, and Chloe: NOOOO!!! (they all push Daddy Pig away)
Daddy Pig: Anchors aweigh! Full steam ahead! Wheee! This is fun! (chuckles) Man overboard! (crashes into a snowman) Oof!
Peppa: Look! There's Daddy the Snow-pig! (giggles)
(the next morning...)
Peppa: (yawns) Lucky there! Christmas is... OVER!!! CHRISTMAS IS FINALLY OVER!!! (giggles)
(at Suzy's house...)
Suzy: Good morning, Peppa.
Peppa: Good morning, Suzy. The day after Christmas. Look here. (pulls out the sign saying "Dec. 26", and shows it to Suzy) Isn't it wonderful?
Suzy: Yes, it is. (giggles)