Daddy Pig: BREAD! WATER! CHEESE!
Peppa: [opens the cupboard and destroys a decorative china plate]
Mummy Pig: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! MY PRECIOUS CHINA!!!!!!!!!! [puts Peppa on her lap and spanks her]
Peppa: OW! OW! I'M SORRY! I'M SORRY! OW! I'M SORRY! (Cough cough cough cough)
Mummy Pig: [puts Peppa on the floor] Misbehave again and you're going to boarding school.
Peppa: I am going to flood the house. [shoots water out of her hands]
Mummy Pig: THAT IS IT! YOU ARE GOING TO BOARDING SCHOOL! GEORGE IS COMING WITH YOU BECAUSE I HAVE PNEUMONIA AND DADDY PIG IS MENTALLY DECEASED! [calls a taxi and puts a gag over Peppa and George's mouths]
Taxi driver: [pulls Peppa and George into the taxi] I'm taking you to boarding school!
Peppa and George: MMMPH!
Taxi driver: You are at boarding school now.
Peppa: MMMPH! [hits the taxi driver]
Rebecca Rabbit: Hey. [pulls down Peppa and George's gags]
Peppa and George: Thanks!
Rebecca: [cries] I need to poop. [goes to the bathroom and poops]
Dora the Explorer: Say backpack, backpack!
Peppa: No,
Rebecca: [cries] I feel like I'm being eaten alive. But I only have to stay on campus during the exam week.
Peppa: