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Chapter 1

Narrator: Today, Peppa is going to the cinema

Peppa: mommy, can we watch downpork?

Mummy Pig: nope

Peppa: why not?

Random Pig 1: because I don't like watching sh***y historical films based on dumb motherf***ers.

Random Pig 2: I like cheetos

Peppa: OMG THERE'S A TRUCK THINGY WITH LOTS OF DEAD ANTS OMGGGG CAN WE BUY ONE!

Random Pig 2: wut..

Narrator: Oh noes, the car crashed into a truck thingy with lots of dead ants omgggg.

Peppa: oh noes I don't wanna be adopted by a new set of parents.

Mummy Pig: can I haz you

Peppa: EWWW NOOOO

Mummy Pig: we can be your slaves

Peppa: ok

--present day--

Peppa: and that is how I met Mummy Pig and Daddy Pig.

Madame Gazelle: that's a bad story

Peppa: is it because other people have other opinions how I met mummy and daddy

Madame Gazelle: no, your raising the chances of getting this page banned

Peppa: is it because of the nonsense

Everyone in the playgroup: yes

Peppa: at least we are saved by the category of life

Suzy: let's reenact some movies

Danny, Emily, Rebecca, Candy and Peppa: Ok

-they all went to a random green field-

Narrator: Candy, Danny, Emily, Peppa, Rebecca and Suzy prepared the filming set. Peppa got an outdated iPad 1. Candy, Danny and Suzy got a large piece of wood. And Rebecca sleeps under a tree.

Peppa: ok let's reenact um.... the Terminator

Everyone: Ok

Peppa: Danny, get some shades, red paper and glue

Danny: you can't glue paper to shades

Peppa: THEN GIT SUM SUPERGLU

Danny: ok

Suzy: Peppa, I found plastic shades with 2 red dots

Peppa: GIVE IT TO DANNY WHEN HE RETURNS

Candy: but he fell down a hole that leads to point nemo

Suzy: O NOES WUT DO WE DO?!!!

Peppa and Candy: make a memorial

Suzy: may Danny Rest In Peace

Candy: apparently he drank a large beer bottle before he fell

Peppa: are you expecting us to say 'Rest in Beer Danny dog'?

Candy: yeeee

Chapter 2

Peppa: I'll be the terminator

Candy: ok let's record now

Peppa: ILL BE BACK

Suzy: O noes twilight sparkle is drying!!!!

Candy: do you mean 'dying'

Suzy: AS USUAL

Peppa: CUT, let's just reenact downfall

Suzy: here some markers to draw hair and mustaches

Narrator: Peppa drew a toothbrush mustache

Candy: ok let's start

Peppa: FEGELEIN ATE MY DORITOS, BECAUSE HE IS A....

Suzy: CUT!

Candy: what happened

Suzy: we are not making a downfall parody

Candy: WE ARE A FAILURE!!!

Narrator: o noes, Peppa is recording the reaction of candy

Chapter 3

Candy: WHY!!!!!!!! STUPID ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER

Suzy: Racist!

Peppa: how is that racist

Candy: STUPID CONSTANTIN FILMS!!!! NOW WE CANT MAKE A SUCCESSFUL MOVIE ABOUT OUR FAILURES!!!!!!!! UGHHHHHH IM GOING TO CRYYYYYYYYYY NOWWWWW!!!!! STUPID IDIOTS MAKING OU....

Peppa: I have uploaded the rant

Suzy and Candy: YAY A MOVIE ABOUT OUR FAILURES

Peppa: it's length is 14 seconds, so how can it be a movie

Madame Gazelle: PEPPA ILL SUSPEND YOU FOR MAKING THE CHANCES OF THIS PAGE BEING DELETED TO A WHOPPING 95.99%

Peppa: why.....

Narrator: Peppa gets a gun and shoots herself

-- at the funeral --

Priests: may peppa rest in peace

Mummy Pig: *sobs* WHY DID MAKE US DOOMED

Daddy Pig: but we're in other people's stories

Mummy Pig: o yeah

Madame Gazelle: YAY NOW ITS A WHOPPING...

Everyone: 98.95%

Madame Gazelle: omg f*** you stupid creator

Candy: I just read the rules and it says that nonsensical pages that are 'cracktastic' are safe

Madame Gazelle: OMG YAY

Suzy: Madame Gazelle made Peppa DIE!

Everyone: OMGGG

The end

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