Narrator: Today, Peppa is going to the cinema
Peppa: mommy, can we watch downpork?
Mummy Pig: nope
Peppa: why not?
Random Pig 1: because I don't like watching sh***y historical films based on dumb motherf***ers.
Random Pig 2: I like cheetos
Peppa: OMG THERE'S A TRUCK THINGY WITH LOTS OF DEAD ANTS OMGGGG CAN WE BUY ONE!
Random Pig 2: wut..
Narrator: Oh noes, the car crashed into a truck thingy with lots of dead ants omgggg.
Peppa: oh noes I don't wanna be adopted by a new set of parents.
Mummy Pig: can I haz you
Peppa: EWWW NOOOO
Mummy Pig: we can be your slaves
Peppa: and that is how I met Mummy Pig and Daddy Pig.
Madame Gazelle: that's a bad story
Peppa: is it because other people have other opinions how I met mummy and daddy
Madame Gazelle: no, your raising the chances of getting this page banned
Peppa: is it because of the nonsense
Everyone in the playgroup: yes
Peppa: at least we are saved by the category of life
Suzy: let's reenact some movies
Danny, Emily, Rebecca, Candy and Peppa: Ok
-they all went to a random green field-
Narrator: Candy, Danny, Emily, Peppa, Rebecca and Suzy prepared the filming set. Peppa got an outdated iPad 1. Candy, Danny and Suzy got a large piece of wood. And Rebecca sleeps under a tree.
Peppa: ok let's reenact um.... the Terminator
Peppa: Danny, get some shades, red paper and glue
Danny: you can't glue paper to shades
Peppa: THEN GIT SUM SUPERGLU
Suzy: Peppa, I found plastic shades with 2 red dots
Peppa: GIVE IT TO DANNY WHEN HE RETURNS
Candy: but he fell down a hole that leads to point nemo
Suzy: O NOES WUT DO WE DO?!!!
Peppa and Candy: make a memorial
Suzy: may Danny Rest In Peace
Candy: apparently he drank a large beer bottle before he fell
Peppa: are you expecting us to say 'Rest in Beer Danny dog'?
Peppa: I'll be the terminator
Candy: ok let's record now
Peppa: ILL BE BACK
Suzy: O noes twilight sparkle is drying!!!!
Candy: do you mean 'dying'
Suzy: AS USUAL
Peppa: CUT, let's just reenact downfall
Suzy: here some markers to draw hair and mustaches
Narrator: Peppa drew a toothbrush mustache
Candy: ok let's start
Peppa: FEGELEIN ATE MY DORITOS, BECAUSE HE IS A....
Candy: what happened
Suzy: we are not making a downfall parody
Candy: WE ARE A FAILURE!!!
Narrator: o noes, Peppa is recording the reaction of candy
Candy: WHY!!!!!!!! STUPID ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER
Peppa: how is that racist
Candy: STUPID CONSTANTIN FILMS!!!! NOW WE CANT MAKE A SUCCESSFUL MOVIE ABOUT OUR FAILURES!!!!!!!! UGHHHHHH IM GOING TO CRYYYYYYYYYY NOWWWWW!!!!! STUPID IDIOTS MAKING OU....
Peppa: I have uploaded the rant
Suzy and Candy: YAY A MOVIE ABOUT OUR FAILURES
Peppa: it's length is 14 seconds, so how can it be a movie
Madame Gazelle: PEPPA ILL SUSPEND YOU FOR MAKING THE CHANCES OF THIS PAGE BEING DELETED TO A WHOPPING 95.99%
Narrator: Peppa gets a gun and shoots herself
-- at the funeral --
Priests: may peppa rest in peace
Mummy Pig: *sobs* WHY DID MAKE US DOOMED
Daddy Pig: but we're in other people's stories
Mummy Pig: o yeah
Madame Gazelle: YAY NOW ITS A WHOPPING...
Madame Gazelle: omg f*** you stupid creator
Candy: I just read the rules and it says that nonsensical pages that are 'cracktastic' are safe
Madame Gazelle: OMG YAY
Suzy: Madame Gazelle made Peppa DIE!