We're getting off topic

this article has nothing to do with jail. just stating a fact


Peppa is standing on top of the peppa pig logo. she jumps down in slow motion

Peppa(while still falling): I'm peppa pig. ~snort~ this is my litte brother--

~she reaches the ground and explodes~


Peppa, saying the title: Seats.

Mummy pig: ~snorts~

Narrator: Mummy pig has made a special--

Mummy pig: ~snort~ Peppa. This box is just peppa.

Peppa: Thank you mummy! ~gives the box back to mummy pig~

~mummy pig gives peppa the box~

I changed my mind i don't wanna do this

Peppa: What things can i put in it mummy?

Mummy pig: ~deep voice laugh~

Mummy pig: ~camera slowly getting closer to her face~ Only you can that decide peppa. It's YOUR SECRET BOX

Peppa: I know what i can put in it!

Mummy pig: Tell me

Peppa: I won't tell you.

Mummy pig: Good, But don't tell me

Peppa: I won't tell peppa.

~another peppa slowly comes from the ceiling~

Peppa is upstairs in the doorway of her and george's room

Peppa: George. this is my secret box. ~shakes the box, you can hear things inside~ It's empty. I have to find some things to put inside.

George: ~cries~

~screen zooms on peppas face~

Peppa: only i must know what's in the box. you have to wait outside while i choose.

~slams the door on george. door explodes~

Peppa: :)

Narrator: Peppa is going to choose some secret things to put in the box

Peppa: Now my secret box is full! ~she shakes the box, the box falls out of her hands~

~x-files theme playing~

~the box is suddenly in her hands again~

Peppa: George. You must not look inside.

Narrator: George would like to know what is inside peppas secret peppa

Peppa: If you like, you can try to guess.

George: ~snorts twice~

Narrator: Peppa Peppa Peppa Peppa Peppa Peppa Peppa Pepp--

Peppa: ~shakes the box~

George: ~nick jr 1999 logo theme~

Peppa: Oh, george!

~laugh track~

~the end credits from full house start playing~

daddy pig is by the stairs dusting a picture

Narrator: Daddy pig is cleani--

A huge peppa comes from the bottom of the screen

Huge peppa: ~slowly~ DADDYS BIG TUMMY


Peppa: Mummy. no one knows what's in my bo-

Mummy pig: HO HO LOVELY


the end

it's a seeeeeecret..........

We're getting off topic
Can we get back to the subject now
We're still off topic
You know what i'm going back hom
You're all fired
This isn't a meeting it's madness
Madness i tell yo

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