Peppa: Mummy, what can I have for my breakfast?

Mummy Pig: A plum.

Daddy Pig: Peppa, eat these cornflakes.

Peppa: Mmm mmm mmm! Cornflakes!

[Mummy Pig grabs a knife]

Mummy Pig: I'LL RIP YOU, PERCY! *rips Daddy Pig with the knife* Open your mouth, Peppa. [Peppa opens her mouth]

Mummy Pig: *karate kicks a plum into Peppa's mouth* Here you go, Peppa!

Peppa: What's happening to me?!

[Peppa's dress turns plum coloured and her skin turns lavender]

Peppa: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Peppa: [inflates] NYAAAAAAAAH!

Narrator: Now Peppa is turning into a plum!

[1 minute later...]

Suzy Sheep: Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! Peppa Plum!

[1 week later]

Peppa: Alright I've had enough of being like this. [looks in her Book Of Everything] I've found it! Pop myself! Ok! [gets a pin, pops herself and turns normal] YAY I AM NORMAL!

Everyone: [stares at Peppa] YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!