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Minepig

Peppa Pig accidentally chants a sacred command once held back from our eyes 5000 years ago, and something weird happens.

Prologue

Peppa Pig: Woohoo! I just bought Minecraft for my gaming PC!

Daddy Pig: But you're grounded!

Peppa Pig: STFU! *Shoots Daddy Pig in the face with an intervention that came with Minecraft*

Daddy Pig: Aw crap *dies*

Peppa Pig inserts the Minecraft disk into her gaming PC.

PC: Installing files, 420MB left estimated time 1 hour.

Peppa Pig: Screw you!

PC: Just kidding, estimated time 5 seconds.

PC: 5 seconds remaining

PC: 4 seconds remaining

PC: 3 seconds remaining

PC: 2 seconds remaining

PC: 1 second remaining

PC: Installation complete, minecraft is ready to play! But first you need to log in.

Peppa Pig types in Username: xXx_PeppaPigginator200_xXx Password: whenpigsfly

Peppa clicks 'Play'.

PC: Downloading files minecraft/420x/blocks

PC: Downloading files minecraft/420x/animated/blocks2

PC: Downloading files minecraft/360x/entities

PC: Downloading files illuminati

PC: Reversing files illuminati

Peppa Pig: Wtf?

PC: Reversing pack minecraft/resources/pack1,pack2,pack3,pack4

PC: Binning pack5

PC: MOJANGlogo.jpg

Minecraft has now loaded and Peppa is ready to play it, but before she can click on anything....

PC: Congratulations, you are the 42036069th person to play minecraft! You now have access to the secret illuminati file. Please open it.

Peppa clicks on documents and opens up a twisted looking file called 'illuminati'

Inside the file is a document called 'chant'. Peppa double-clicks it.

PC: Please say the following:

Sweg, chain, dew, rito, weed, joint, scope.

Peppa: Sweg, chain, dew, rito, weed, joint, scope.

All of a sudden everything turns purple.

Story

Peppa spawns on a skyblock.

Peppa: What just happened... ohmygod! Everything is blocky and *looks at herself* HOLY Censored IMMA MINECRAFT PIGGY!

Peppa looks down

Peppa: Hey the family is there imma join them!

Peppa jumps off skyblock, hits the ground and dies from fall damage.

Peppa respawns on skyblock again.

Peppa: How do I get down then??? Oh look a chest how convenient.

Peppa looks through the chest and finds a bucket of water.

Peppa: How convenient! *Pours bucket of water, illogically forming a waterfall to the ground.

Peppa jumps down into the water.

Peppa: Hey family!

George: MUST KILL FOR BACON, MUST KILL FOR BACON

Peppa: Umm...

George: Sorry I just felt like doing that.

Daddy pig: Peppa WHY ARE WE ALL MINECRAFT?

Peppa: Well I may have muttered some illuminati chant...

Daddy Pig: Illuminati chant? TELL ME MORE.

Peppa: So I was playing minecraft...

Daddy Pig: I TOLD YOU THAT YOU WERE GROUNDED AND YOU CONTINUED PLAYING??? THAT MAKES ME SO ANGRY!! >:(

Peppa: Well actually...

Daddy Pig: YAAAARRGGHHH! *Jumps at Peppa*

Peppa: AHHHHH! Oh wait pigs are harmless creatures in this game.

Daddy Pig: WHY CANT I PUNCH YOU WHHYYYY!

Peppa: NOOOOOOBBBBALLLLEEEERRRTTT!

Daddy Pig: Shut up! GGRRRR ILL GET YOU WHEN THIS CURSE ENDS!

Peppa: Oh no it's turning night!

George: Wait monsters don't attack pigs.

Monsters spawn but ignore the pigs. Unfortunately, a player who is fleeing monsters kills the pigs for food, but George is spared because baby animals don't give food.

Peppa: *wakes up* Oh it was just a dream

Illuminati: NOPE, NOW YOU'RE IN THE WORLD OF DOOM

Peppa: AHHHHHH!!!!!

THE END

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