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Ascend pig

Peppa's ascension journey begins for 100 years please make it stop

Transcript

Peppa: :(

mummy pig: peppa what 's wrogn

peppa:  ican't ascend

mummy pig: o shure youcan ascend

peppa: youreally think i can n ascend?

mummy pig: i know dor a fact that youca n ascend

peppa: ok thanksmummy i'll try

daddy pig: what's going on

peppa: i'm going to ascend

dappy pig: HOLY S!!!!!!!!HIT!! WOW!!!! N!ICE

peppa: met at 8oclock for the ascension time 

8ockock is here

george pig: ohmanican'twait

peppa: ~tries to ascend~

~it doesn't wotrk~

peppa: mummy pig youbigfat liar

mummy pig: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

peppa: mrs. mumy p pig whathave you don e v now the text is all b big

mummy pig:' '( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

pepa: oh

peppa: well i stillhavent ascended

ummy: wat d o you mean youre dong it right now

peppa: ~looks down~

~ascending~

peppa: OH N!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!O

mumy: whats wrong

peppa: i forgot tht toycar wit the weird back i like

daddy ppig: awman i got it

mummy pig: ~throws that toy car with the weird back i like at peppa~

peppa: ~stops ascending~

PEPPA: OH N!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!O

peppa: mumy pig whathave you don e

mummy pig: waht do yo umean. you made the text big this time

peppa: NO I'M NOT GONA ASCEND NOW YOU'RETHE REASON THIS ISNT GONA HAPPEN

mummy pig:' '( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

peppa: no stop that yousuck

another peppa: ~shows up~

peppa: ~screaming~

mummy pig: ~screaming~

everyone: ~screaming~

other peppa: guys clam down

other peppa: pepa

peppa: ye

other peppa: youshould be glad youre not gonna ascend because of that toy car with the weird back you like

peppa: what WHY WYH

other peppa: i just checked adn they don 't let godteir noscopers in heave n

peppa: aw man i 'm soglad you said that iwas gon na be so mad at mummy

MUMMY PIG: THE SINWAFFLES ARE READY 

MUMMYPIG:KIDS

peppaPIG : W"W"WOOOOOOOOO!!1

AAAAAAA


pepp a is eating sin waffles

george: these are good

peppa: ~ascends really quickly~

peppa: oh no

george: i guessyou'renot gonna be a god tier noscoper anymore

peppa: aw that sucks

peppa: well ~takes some sin waffles~ gtg

george: gtg

the end

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