- "MUMA! i come bearing a petpet!" (first quote)
- "Father, It's raining! I can't have any fun when it's raining!" (first quote in the official show)
- "If you jump in bigpuddles, you must wear your [jumps out of a closed window] FEET"
- "HEY. HEYYYY!!! SUSAAAAAN!!!!"
- "OH MY ASTLEY" (said in many episodes)
- "Father pork! This may be a parallel universe, but you're STILL BAD WITH DIRECTIONS!"
- "Hi Mr Full!"
- "Oh my!....I'm gonna go have an eye test."
- (reading a list of letters) "E, E, E, E, E, E, Banana, E, E, E, 618."
- (reading a list of colors) "Leopard, stripes, polka dots, marble."
- "Guys, it's a pinecone."
- "Git gut or die crying"
- "FOR THE LOVE OF GOD IT'S-"
- "What does that even mean!?"
- "It could be forever until we find the preasure!"
- "What are we even looking for‽"
- "You don't even wear glasses, only I do."
- (before being shot) "But only I need glasses!!"
- "I'm gonna go on the bouncy castle!"
- "WAHAHUHSUIHAIAIUHAHWAHWHWHAHHAHAUIHDIUHUWIHUIHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
- "WAIT FOR ME GIRGE!"
- "There was a spider on them, so i threw them into the sun. That's not an unreasonable reaction."
- "Your service will be remembered for generations to come, Madame bunny."
- "WAIT where's lord dinosaur?"
- "I have an idea. I will steal muma's wogs,borms,and frutterflys."
- "Now lets jump like MLG pro!"
- "lol im back."
- "Oh nuts what do we do?"
- "YES WE'RE HOME TEAR PORK THANK YOU FOR LEAVING!"
- "SUSAN AND I ARE NO LONGER FRIENDS!"
- " IT IS ACCOMPLISHED."
- "You said tthis was free"
- "You, father? but you have quite the tummy!"
- "FATHER YOU RAN SO FAST WE DIDN'T REALLY MAKE ENOUGH MONEY FOR A NEW PLAYGROUP."
- "sheesh, you don't have to shout doner"
- "First of all, that game is garbage and you shouldn't be taking examples from it. Second of all, maybe you're right!"
- "HEY KILY!!!"
- "THIS. SUCKS."
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Pippa pork (character)/Quotes
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